you wake up in the middle of the forest with nothing but pants and a stick. You are hungry but you know you need to get going. what do you do?
[[scrach your butt]]
[[get going]]
[[set out on a epic quest to find snacks]]
As soon as you do that a bear and mauls you. all that is left after it is done with you is a pile of bones.
[[start]]
you realize that there is no point in going on a long quest to find snacks, so you eat a brick that you found on the forest floor. feeling full, come across a river.
what do you do?
[[dab]]
[[go around the river]]
[[wade through the river]]
you are VERY hungry so you set out to find snacks. it is an epic 12 monrh quest, but after all that time you finally find a apple tree. eager to have bite, you take a bite of the biggest apple. but instead of you biting into the apple, the apple bites into you
[[start]]
as soon as you dab you realize that you are flying. apparently dabs give you super-powers. with your new aquired strenght you fly straight to a village you are safe. you win.
[[start]]
after you go around the river, you realize that there is a village on the other side. they greet you with open arms. you are home. but still dont know who you are. what do you do?
[[go by the name Joey]]
[[set out on an epic quest to find out who you really are]]
as you wade through the river the brick that you ate weighs you down and and sink to the bottom. you probally shouldnt have eaten it. but what is done is done, and you drown at the bottom of the river.
[[start]]
you go by the name joey, but you soon find out that that name is taken by a evil warlord.in a blind rage he destroys your entire village. then he wipes your mind and throws you into the middle of a forest.
[[start]]
it is a long adventure and after a LOT of adventuring you realize you are a superhero. but you dont know how to unlock your powers. what do you do?
[[dab twice]]
[[jump off a cliff]]
[[concentrate]]
you unlock your super powers and you are a super hero forever.
[[start]]
you fall to your doom.
what did you expect?
[[start]]
your head ixaploded and now u dead.
[[start]]