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<span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt">Hello, I hacked you some time ago. I haven't decided whether or not to do anything with your information yet...</span><</nobr>>
<span class="CommandPrompt"><<nobr>>Let's play a contest of riddles, just like Bilbo and Gollum, or Odin and King Heidrek, or Oedipus and the Sphynx. It's been a part of our histories for as long as warfare. If you answer them correctly, then maybe I'll let you go, if not, I'll release your information for the whole world to see.
<</nobr>>
What do you say?
<<textbox "$enter" "(Click & Press Enter)" "riddle1">></span>
<<set $wrongAnswers to 0>>
<<set $riddleCounter to 0>><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><<set $riddle to true>>
<<set $riddleCounter to $riddleCounter + 1>>
<<set $riddleAnswer to "">>
<span class="CommandPrompt">It can be cracked, it can be made, it can be told, it can be played. What is it?
<<textbox "$riddleAnswer" "" "checkAnswer1">>
</span><</nobr>>
<span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><<set $riddle to true>>
<<set $riddleCounter to $riddleCounter + 1>>
<span class="CommandPrompt">What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
<<textbox "$riddleAnswer" "" "checkAnswer2">>
</span><</nobr>>
<span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><<set $riddle to true>>
<<set $riddleCounter to $riddleCounter + 1>>
<span class="CommandPrompt">What disappears the moment you say its name?
<<textbox "$riddleAnswer" "" "checkAnswer3">>
</span><</nobr>><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><<set $riddle to true>>
<<set $riddleCounter to $riddleCounter + 1>>
<span class="CommandPrompt">I sit on a bridge. Some people will look through me while others wonder what I hide. What am I?
<<textbox "$riddleAnswer" "" "checkAnswer4">></span><</nobr>><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><<set $riddle to true>>
<<set $riddleCounter to $riddleCounter + 1>>
<span class="CommandPrompt">This one is a classic. I'd hope you know it...</span>
<</nobr>>
<span class="CommandPrompt">"This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down."
<<textbox "$riddleAnswer" "" "checkAnswer5">></span><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<span class="CommandPrompt">Goodbye, for now. I'm restoring your computer to you and relinquishing all rights to it. I had fun, maybe we'll do this again...soon.
<<set $endAnswers to determineRightAnswers()>>
Right Answers: $endAnswers
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[[Credits]]</span><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<span class="CommandPrompt">Bahahahahahaha, goodbye!
[img[http://memeart.tripod.com/mac3.gif]]
<<set $endAnswers to determineRightAnswers()>>
Right answers: $endAnswers
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[[Credits]]</span><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<span class="CommandPrompt"><<nobr>>
It's only your first punishment...let's see what you have in your folder labeled "Gifs & Lulz":
[img[http://i.imgur.com/b1NIPz5.gif]]
[img[http://i.imgur.com/jTGa7.gif]]
[img[https://media.giphy.com/media/73M1rSNnUS1Es/giphy.gif]]<</nobr>>
<<set $wrongAnswers to $wrongAnswers + 1>>
<<if $riddleCounter is 1>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle2">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 2>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle3">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 3>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle4">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 4>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle5">>
<<else>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Finish our game." "end">>
<<endif>></span><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<span class="CommandPrompt"><<nobr>>
I see that you're a connoisseur of memes, so this time, I think we'll go through your "Dank Memes" folder:
[img[http://icdn8.digitaltrends.com/image/mordor-meme5-499x309.jpg]]
[img[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/13/e0/ce/13e0cef23c4323e8d32be0e6322be99a.jpg]]
[img[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/87/de/bb/87debb51e9144bd56b12c49865d73c3d.jpg]]<</nobr>>
<<set $wrongAnswers to $wrongAnswers + 1>>
<<if $riddleCounter is 1>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle2">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 2>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle3">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 3>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle4">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 4>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle5">>
<<else>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Finish our game." "end">>
<<endif>></span><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt">
Aww, too bad, you just can't keep up, can you?
Well, I'm just going to make you wait.
<<set $wrongAnswers to $wrongAnswers + 1>>
<<if $riddleCounter is 1>>
<<timed 15s>><<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle2">><</timed>>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 2>>
<<timed 15s>><<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle3">><</timed>>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 3>>
<<timed 15s>><<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle4">><</timed>>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 4>>
<<timed 15s>><<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle5">><</timed>>
<<else>>
<<timed 15s>><<textbox "$enter" "Finish our game." "end">><</timed>>
<<endif>></span><</nobr>><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<span class="CommandPrompt"><<nobr>>
This is starting to get hard friend, let's see...
Maybe we can play some of your most visited Youtube videos:
<html>
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dQw4w9WgXcQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/HoJaQ9NYfx4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/G8KpPw303PY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
</html><</nobr>>
<<set $wrongAnswers to $wrongAnswers + 1>>
<<if $riddleCounter is 1>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle2">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 2>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle3">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 3>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle4">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 4>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle5">>
<<else>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Finish our game." "end">>
<<endif>></span><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<span class="CommandPrompt"><<nobr>>
Wow, this many wrong? Tsk, tsk...I guess I'll just have to reveal your most visited site:<</nobr>>
<html>
<iframe width="600" height="400" src="https://www.youtube.com/" allowfullscreen></iframe>
</html>
<<set $wrongAnswers to $wrongAnswers + 1>>
<<if $riddleCounter is 1>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle2">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 2>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle3">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 3>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle4">>
<<elseif $riddleCounter is 4>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Continue our game." "riddle5">>
<<else>>
<<textbox "$enter" "Finish our game." "end">>
<<endif>></span><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt">
I'm out of riddles, what to do? What to do? Maybe I'll just let you go...
<<set $ending to determineEnding()>>
<<if $ending lt 50>>
<<timed 5s>>Ha! You really thought I'd let it end like that? I literally just flipped a coin to determine what to do with your information, looks like it's getting leaked to the highest bidder buddy. <<textbox "$riddleAnswer" "Click here and hit enter" "lose">><</timed>>
<<else>>
<<timed 5s>>Ha! You really thought I'd let it end like that? I literally just flipped a coin to determine what to do with your information, looks like it's your lucky day. Sad, I'm going to miss having fun with you. <<textbox "$riddleAnswer" "Click here and hit enter" "win">><</timed>>
<<endif>>
</span><</nobr>><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt">
<<set $riddle to checkRiddle1($riddleAnswer)>>
Answer: joke</span><</nobr>>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt"><<if $riddle is true>>
Good, nice to see someone has a bit of wit.
<<textbox "$enter" "Click and Press Enter" "riddle2">>
<<else>>
<<if $wrongAnswers is 0>>
Ohhhh, too bad! I promise not to be too mean.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your first punishment" "punishment1">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 1>>
Two now? Come, I expected more of you.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your second punishment" "punishment2">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 2>>
Hahahaha, now it's starting to get fun!
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your third punishment" "punishment3">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 3>>
You're really starting to pull it out of me.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your fourth punishment" "punishment4">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 4>>
Best for last, I guess? =]
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your fifth punishment" "punishment5">>
<<endif>>
<<endif>></span><</nobr>><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt"><<set $riddle to checkRiddle2($riddleAnswer)>>
Answer: keyboard</span><</nobr>>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt"><<if $riddle is true>>
Looking good, looking good.
<<textbox "$enter" "Click and Press Enter" "riddle3">>
<<else>>
<<if $wrongAnswers is 0>>
Ohhhh, too bad! I promise not to be too mean.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your first punishment" "punishment1">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 1>>
Two now? Come, I expected more of you.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your second punishment" "punishment2">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 2>>
Hahahaha, now it's starting to get fun!
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your third punishment" "punishment3">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 3>>
You're really starting to pull it out of me.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your fourth punishment" "punishment4">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 4>>
Best for last, I guess? =]
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your fifth punishment" "punishment5">>
<<endif>>
<<endif>></span><</nobr>><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt"><<set $riddle to checkRiddle3($riddleAnswer)>>
Answer: silence</span><</nobr>>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt"><<if $riddle is true>>
Impressive padawan! You're quite the brainiac.
<<textbox "$enter" "Click and Press Enter" "riddle4">>
<<else>>
<<if $wrongAnswers is 0>>
Ohhhh, too bad! I promise not to be too mean.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your first punishment" "punishment1">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 1>>
Two now? Come, I expected more of you.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your second punishment" "punishment2">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 2>>
Hahahaha, now it's starting to get fun!
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your third punishment" "punishment3">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 3>>
You're really starting to pull it out of me.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your fourth punishment" "punishment4">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 4>>
Best for last, I guess? =]
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your fifth punishment" "punishment5">>
<<endif>>
<<endif>></span><</nobr>><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt"><<set $riddle to checkRiddle4($riddleAnswer)>>
Answer: sunglasses</span><</nobr>>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt"><<if $riddle is true>>
You've got quite the mental fortitude, but we're not done just yet.
<<textbox "$enter" "Click and Press Enter" "riddle5">>
<<else>>
<<if $wrongAnswers is 0>>
Ohhhh, too bad! I promise not to be too mean.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your first punishment" "punishment1">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 1>>
Two now? Come, I expected more of you.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your second punishment" "punishment2">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 2>>
Hahahaha, now it's starting to get fun!
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your third punishment" "punishment3">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 3>>
You're really starting to pull it out of me.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your fourth punishment" "punishment4">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 4>>
Best for last, I guess? =]
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your fifth punishment" "punishment5">>
<<endif>>
<<endif>></span><</nobr>><span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt"><<set $riddle to checkRiddle5($riddleAnswer)>>
Answer: time</span><</nobr>>
<<nobr>><span class="CommandPrompt"><<if $riddle is true>>
And so we come to the end...
<<textbox "$enter" "Click and Press Enter" "end">>
<<else>>
<<if $wrongAnswers is 0>>
Ohhhh, too bad! I promise not to be too mean.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your first punishment" "punishment1">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 1>>
Two now? Come, I expected more of you.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your second punishment" "punishment2">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 2>>
Hahahaha, now it's starting to get fun!
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your third punishment" "punishment3">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 3>>
You're really starting to pull it out of me.
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your fourth punishment" "punishment4">>
<<elseif $wrongAnswers is 4>>
Best for last, I guess? =]
<<textbox "$enter" "Accept your fifth punishment" "punishment5">>
<<endif>>
<<endif>></span><</nobr>>Double-click this passage to edit it.<span class="CPHeader">Command Prompt<span id="min">_</span><span id="max">[]</span><span id="exit">X</span></span>
<span class="CommandPrompt"><<nobr>>
Photo & Gif Sources:<</nobr>>
http://i.imgur.com/b1NIPz5.gif
http://i.imgur.com/jTGa7.gif
https://media.giphy.com/media/73M1rSNnUS1Es/giphy.gif
http://icdn8.digitaltrends.com/image/mordor-meme5-499x309.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/13/e0/ce/13e0cef23c4323e8d32be0e6322be99a.jp
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/87/de/bb/87debb51e9144bd56b12c49865d73c3d.jpg
Riddles 4-5:
http://www.doriddles.com/
Riddle 5:
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, Ch. 5 "Riddles in the Dark."
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