{(set: $visitedcouch to false) } The glorious brightness from the menacing light awakens you. Dreams of squirrels give you a beaming smile from ear to ear as you glance at your Master, still is in his nightly hibernation. You're a year old beagle named ''Turbo'' and you live with the 28 year old bachelor, ''Steven Polanski'' on the beach in Oceanside, CA. Master insists that you sleep in a prison he brought home one day and most nights, he locks you up to suffer in that prison but fortunately for you, your revolt last night was a complete success!! Master allowed you to sleep, free of captivity and in one of your favorite places, his sleeping realm. It's early and there's plenty of things to do before Master wakes up and goes surfing this Saturday! That's your favorite, going to the swim at the beach!! Master's still soundly sleeping, do you want to [[stay and sleep]] because you're tired, go and [[seek squirrels]] that you dreamt, or eat because you're hungry and it's [[breakfast time]]!It's early, you're sleepiness and dreams are calling you back to sleep. Do you want to [[sleep alone]], or do you want to go [[sleep on Master]]? Steve's still sleeping, those dreams of squirrels has your mind set on catching one today. Do you want to seek squirrels [[inside]] or [[outside]]?You have a grumbling in your tummy! It's ''Breakfast Time''!!! Do you want to eat your [[kibbles and bits]] that Master laid out for you or do you want to [[make your own]] breakfast?Still exhausted from the revolt you threw the previous night, you need your beauty sleep. You can [[roll over]], go to the [[ottoman]], or go to the [[forbidden couch]] and get your beauty rest!!Master is your favorite person in the world. You're just so excited to be sleeping with him and not in that box you want to cuddle with him. You can excitedly jump and plop down ontop of [[Master's face]], or you can [[gently]] make yourself comfy on Master's shoulder. Squirrels! That's all that you can think about but Master doesn't like it when you go outside without him, since you're a runner and dig holes chasing off after squirrels. Still eager to hunt, you want to get a good view to see out of the biggest window in the eating room! You can sit on the [[forbidden couch]] or lay on the [[ottoman]]. Squirrels! Squirrels! Squirrels! Master's not a big fan of you going outside unsupervised but screw it, it's hunting time!! You get outside and see the enormous maple tree where those squirrels gather, the first step you take is on the sizzling hot pool deck burning your paws! The pools open but you know how Master feels about that idea, it's a big NO-NO!!! Do you want to continue to [[hunt for squirrels]] or [[go swimming]] because it's hot and Master will never know!You're stomach can no longer take the pain and agony. It's ''time'' to MUNCH!!! You can [[eat till you're full]] or [[eat till there is no more]] kibbles and bits.You distinctly remember that burger your Master didn't finish last night and so rudely threw into the garbage without offering you any. You can [[find the burger]] in the trash and make it yours, or you can find the burger, make it yours realizing there is more to eat in the garbage, [[demolish the trash]]. Ah, you're favorite sight to see! A full bowl of food on an empty tummy! You decide to eat just until you've had enough! Now working on a full stomach you are thinking of those pesky squirrels again! Do you want to go [[seek squirrels]] from your dreams or [[go potty]]?''YES''! ''YES''! ''YES''!! A full bowl of food on an empty tummy! Time to munch down the entire bowl!!! Yum, Yum, Yum. After that full bowl you're pretty sleeping but those darn squirrels are still on your mind! You can now [[seek squirrels]] you were dreaming of, or [[go potty]] because it's now time to go!!Master left that scrumpcious burger sitting in the trash waiting for you! All you have to do is get up and into the trash... Do you want to [[stand on hind legs]] or [[knock trash over and search]]?Double-click this passage to edit it.//Mmmmmm... sooo nice//. A good two more hours of sleep and it's time to play!! Master's no longer in bed so that means he must be eating that good stuff he so rudely never offers to you... As you stroll out of bed and into the kitchen you smell something familiar and wonderful!!! Do you want to go [[beg for food]] or go eat your [[kibbles and bits]]?Double-click this passage to edit it.You tiptoe your way on over to your Master sleeping, spin in a couple twirls to find where it feels just right and gently lie down on your Master's neck and shoulder. After a couple hours of rest you're awaken to your Master rolling out of bed. He scratches your favorite spot behind your ear making your hind left leg twitch just like you like it. Master Steve asks, "Do you want to [[go potty]] or is it [[breakfast time]]? Or you can go dash outside to [[seek squirrels]]?"Master! Master!" you squeal as you pounce ontop of Steve's head! "AGHHHHHHHHH," Steve screams. "Turbo! Why can't you sleep in like a normal dog?! Bad! Bad dog!" Do you want to go [[dash out the doggie door]] or [[curl up into a ball]] and whimper?(if: $visitedcouch2sleep is 1) [ Ah another one of your favorite spots to chill! The icy cold, soft couch! Master hates when you are up on the couch because you have interpretted it is for people ''only''! But hey, what Master doesn't know won't hurt him!] (if: $visitedcouch2hunt is 1) [ ] There they are.... lounging around in ''YOUR'' yard like they belong. They smell so tasty, too. If only you could snag one of them!! As you pounce and dart for the group of three squirrels, one jumps up the maple tree, another dashes over the fence but the last one just stops and stares at you. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED. What do you do?!?! You can finally catch him!!! But what if he hurts you, too? You've never encountered a squirrel, it might be best to leave it be.... Do you want to [[catch the squirrel]] or [[let it go]]?Double-click this passage to edit it.Those darn squirrels can wait a while!! It's too hot for you to be out running around this morning anyways and the pool is soooo //relaxing//, too. [[NEXT]] You're almost there.. about to pounce, here you go!! //Annnd// you got him!! Finally!! You've been dreaming about this all of your short little life! You can [[take squirrel inside]] or [[keep squirrel out]]?Yeah it's probably best that you just let that little bugger be. Anyways if you could've caught him once you'll be able to catch him again!! Do you want to Ah, how refreshing! It's a beautiful day for a swim. As you hop on out of the pool you lower back has that tingly feeling you get every time you're wet. Master will have no idea you went swimming without him if you dry off and scratch the bugger inside not getting dirty!! But the grass feels //sooooo// good! Do you want to [[scratch inside]] or [[scratch outside]]?Forget it, Master will still never know! What harm can a little grass do anyways? You won't get too dirty! As you're rolling in the green prickly grass you see that the side gate was left unlocked from your walk the previous night. Curiosity gets the better of you and you go to sniff it out. As you get to the gate you see the neighbors pesky cat, Marvin. Do you want to [[chase Marvin]] or [[stay in your yard]]?It's hot out! The grass is your favorite scratching spot but the carpets a close second. Your tummy is rattling harder and harder, especially after that nice long swim in the pool! As you are rolling and itching on the carpet, Master walks in...Double-click this passage to edit it.Your sniffing, ''searching'', //panicing//!!! Where's that burger?! You have to [[knock trash over and search]] for it!The trash can is knocked over, that burger is somewhere in there! Yummy!! ''Ut oh!!!'' It's your Master! Do you want to [[dash out the doggie door]] or [[curl up into a ball]]?Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it."Smack, Smack, Smack! This is delicious," you say to yourself as you scarf down that little bugger! Chomp by chomp you tear that squirrel apart until suddenly Master comes out! "TURBO!!!!! No! Bad, bad dog!!" Steve screams. Do you take off running inside or out?Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.