A Dog's Morning

(set: $treatNumber to "1" ) You have $treatNumber treats. The glorious brightness from the menacing light awakens you. Dreams of squirrels give you a beaming smile from ear to ear as you glance at your Master, still is in his nightly hibernation. You're a year old beagle named ''Turbo'' and you live with the 28 year old bachelor, ''Steven Polanski'' on the beach in Oceanside, CA. Master insists that you sleep in a prison he brought home one day and most nights, he locks you up to suffer in that prison but fortunately for you, your revolt last night was a complete success!! Master allowed you to sleep, free of captivity and in one of your favorite places, his sleeping realm. It's early and there's plenty of things to do before Master wakes up and goes surfing this Saturday! That's your favorite, going to the swim at the beach!! Master's still soundly sleeping, do you want to [[stay and sleep]] because you're tired, go and [[seek squirrels]] that you dreamt, or eat because you're hungry and it's [[breakfast time]]!

(if: $treatNumber is "1") (set: $treatNumber to "2") You have $treatNumber treats. It's early, you're sleepiness and dreams are calling you back to sleep. Do you want to [[sleep alone]], or do you want to go [[sleep on Master]]?

(if: $treatNumber is "1") (set: $treatNumber to "2") You have $treatNumber treats. Steve's still sleeping, those dreams of squirrels has your mind set on catching one today. Do you want to seek squirrels [[inside]] or [[outside]]?

{ (if: $treatNumber is "3") (set: $treatNumber to "4")[(put: "2" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "1")] } You have $treatNumber treats. You have a grumbling in your tummy! It's ''Breakfast Time''!!! Do you want to eat your [[kibbles and bits]] that Master laid out for you or do you want to [[make your own]] breakfast?

(if: $treatNumber is "2") (set: $treatNumber to "3") You have $treatNumber treats. Still exhausted from the revolt you threw the previous night, you need your beauty sleep. You can [[roll over]], go to the [[ottoman]], or go to the [[forbidden couch]] and get your beauty rest!!

(if: $treatNumber is "2") (set: $treatNumber to "3") You have $treatNumber treats. Master is your favorite person in the world. You're just so excited to be sleeping with him and not in that box you want to cuddle with him. You can excitedly jump and plop down ontop of [[Master's face]], or you can [[gently]] make yourself comfy on Master's shoulder.

(if: $treatNumber is "2") (set: $treatNumber to "3") You have $treatNumber treats. Squirrels! That's all that you can think about but Master doesn't like it when you go outside without him, since you're a runner and dig holes chasing off after squirrels. Still eager to hunt, you want to get a good view to see out of the biggest window in the eating room! You can sit on the [[forbidden]] couch or lay on the [[people paw rest]].

{(if: $treatNumber is "2")(set: $treatNumber to "1") (put: "5" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "4") } You have $treatNumber treats. Squirrels! Squirrels! Squirrels! Master's not a big fan of you going outside unsupervised but screw it, it's hunting time!! You get outside and see the enormous maple tree where those squirrels gather, the first step you take is on the sizzling hot pool deck burning your paws! The pools open but you know how Master feels about that idea, it's a big NO-NO!!! Do you want to continue to [[hunt for squirrels]] or [[go swimming]] because it's hot and Master will never know!

(if: $treatNumber is "2") (set: $treatNumber to "3") You have $treatNumber treats. You're stomach can no longer take the pain and agony. It's ''time'' to MUNCH!!! You can [[eat till you're full]] or [[eat till there is no more]] kibbles and bits.

(if: $treatNumber is "2") (set: $treatNumber to "1") You have $treatNumber treats. You distinctly remember that burger your Master didn't finish last night and so rudely threw into the garbage without offering you any. You can [[find the burger]] in the trash and make it yours, or you can find the burger, make it yours realizing there is more to eat in the garbage, [[demolish the trash]].

(if: $treatNumber is "3") (set: $treatNumber to "4") You have $treatNumber treats. Ah, you're favorite sight to see! A full bowl of food on an empty tummy! You decide to eat just until you've had enough! Now working on a full stomach you are thinking of those pesky squirrels again! Walking to look out the back door you see the shimmering light from the pool!! Do you want to go [[hunt for squirrels]] or [[go swimming]]? Or, do you want to [[patiently wait]] for Master to wake from his hibernation?

(if: $treatNumber is "3") (set: $treatNumber to "2") You have $treatNumber treats. ''YES''! ''YES''! ''YES''!! A full bowl of food on an empty tummy! Time to munch down the entire bowl!!! Yum, Yum, Yum. After that full bowl you're pretty sleeping but those darn squirrels are still on your mind! Walking to look out the back door you see the shimmering light from the pool!! Do you want to [[hunt for squirrels]] or [[go swimming]]? Or, do you want to [[patiently wait]] for Master to wake from his hibernation?

(if: $treatNumber is "1") (set: $treatNumber to "0") You have $treatNumber treats. Master left that scrumpcious burger sitting in the trash waiting for you! All you have to do is get up and into the trash... Do you want to [[stand on hind legs]] or [[knock trash over and search]]?

(if: $treatNumber is "1") (set: $treatNumber to "0") You have $treatNumber treats. That burger was sure good!! But there's still more to eat!! Nom Nom Nom Nom!! You are chowing down, enjoying delicious bite after bite... until Steve walks in. "Master!!" You bark: you can [[dash out the doggie door]] or [[curl up into a ball]].

(if: $treatNumber is "3") (set: $treatNumber to "4") You have $treatNumber treats. //Mmmmmm... sooo nice//. A good two more hours of sleep and it's time to play!! With Master still soundly sleeping in his hibernation you have a full morning ahead of you! Do you want to go [[seek squirrels]] or go eat because it's [[breakfast time]]?

(set: $treatNumber to "0") You have $treatNumber treats. No beach time today! Master is extremely unhappy with you!! You spend the rest of your Saturday stuck in your crate.

(if: $treatNumber is "3") (set: $treatNumber to "4") You have $treatNumber treats. You tiptoe your way on over to your Master sleeping, spin in a couple twirls to find where it feels just right and gently lie down on your Master's neck and shoulder. After a couple hours of rest you're awaken to your Master snoring in his hibernation. Do you want to [[go potty]] or is it [[breakfast time]]? Or you can go dash [[outside]] to seek squirrels?

(if: $treatNumber is "3") (set: $treatNumber to "1") You have $treatNumber treats. "Master! Master!" you squeal as you pounce ontop of Steve's head! "AGHHHHHHHHH," Steve screams. "Turbo! Why can't you sleep in like a normal dog?! Bad! Bad dog!" Do you want to go [[dash out the doggie door]] or [[curl up into a ball]] and whimper?

(if: $treatNumber is "3") (set: $treatNumber to "2") You have $treatNumber treats. Ah another one of your favorite spots to chill! The icy cold, soft couch! Master hates when you are up on the couch because you have interpretted it is for people ''only''! But hey, what Master doesn't know won't hurt him! Dreaming of squirrels, you hear... "TURBO!!!! What have I said about sleeping on the couch?! Bad puppy!" Do you [[dash out the doggie door]] or [[curl up into a ball]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "1")(set: $treatNumber to "0") (put: "4" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "5") (put: "3" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "4") (put: "1" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") } You have $treatNumber treats There they are.... lounging around in ''YOUR'' yard like they belong. They smell so tasty, too. If only you could snag one of them!! As you pounce and dart for the group of three squirrels, one jumps up the maple tree, another dashes over the fence but the last one just stops and stares at you. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED. What do you do?!?! You can finally catch him!!! But what if he hurts you, too? You've never encountered a squirrel, it might be best to leave it be.... Do you want to [[catch the squirrel]], or [[let it go]]?

(if: $treatNumber is "3") (set: $treatNumber to "4") You have $treatNumber treats. //Mmmmmm... sooo nice//. A good two more hours of sleep and it's time to play!! With Master still soundly sleeping in his hibernation you can [[seek squirrels]] or eat, because it's [[breakfast time]]!!

{(if: $treatNumber is "1")(set: $treatNumber to "0") (put: "4" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "5") (put: "3" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "4") (put: "1" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") } You have $treatNumber treats. Those darn squirrels can wait a while!! It's too hot for you to be out running around this morning anyways and the pool is soooo //relaxing//, too. [[NEXT]]

{(if: $treatNumber is "4")(set: $treatNumber to "3") (put: "2" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "0" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "1") } You have $treatNumber treats. You're almost there.. about to pounce, here you go!! //Annnd// you got him!! Finally!! You've been dreaming about this all of your short little life! You can [[take squirrel inside]] or [[keep squirrel out]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "4")(set: $treatNumber to "3") (put: "2" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "0" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "1") } You have $treatNumber treats. Yeah it's probably best that you just let that little bugger be. Anyways if you could've caught him once you'll be able to catch him again!! As you're strolling back to your hunting spot in the shade your attention is drawn to the shimmering light radiating off of the pool. Right as you go to take a step into the pool you see the evil neighbor cat, Marvin, lurking by the side gate which was left opened. Do you want to [[chase Marvin]] or [[go swimming]]? Or, do you want to [[go potty]] because it's TIME TO GO!!!

{(if: $treatNumber is "0")(set: $treatNumber to "0") (put: "3" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "4") (put: "2" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "0" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "1") } You have $treatNumber treats. Ah, how refreshing! It's a beautiful day for a swim. As you hop on out of the pool you lower back has that tingly feeling you get every time you're wet. Master will have no idea you went swimming without him if you dry off and scratch the bugger inside not getting dirty!! But the grass feels //sooooo// good! Do you want to [[scratch inside]] or [[scratch outside]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "0")(set: $treatNumber to "1") (put: "4" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "3" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") (put: "2" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "1") } You have $treatNumber treats. Forget it, Master will still never know! What harm can a little grass do anyways? You won't get too dirty! As you're rolling in the green prickly grass you see that the side gate was left unlocked from your walk the previous night. Curiosity gets the better of you and you go to sniff it out. Do you want to [[go exploring]] or [[stay in your yard]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "3")(set: $treatNumber to "2") (put: "1" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") } You have $treatNumber treats. It's hot out! The grass is your favorite scratching spot but the carpets a close second. Your tummy is rattling harder and harder, especially after that nice long swim in the pool! As you are rolling and itching on the carpet, you hear Master's footsteps... Do you want to [[dash out the doggie door]] or [[curl up into a ball]]?

(if: $treatNumber is "0") (set: $treatNumber to "0") You have $treatNumber treats. Your sniffing, ''searching'', //panicing//!!! Where's that burger?! You have to [[knock trash over and search]] for it!

(if: $treatNumber is "0") (set: $treatNumber to "0") You have $treatNumber treats. The trash can is knocked over, that burger is somewhere in there! Yummy!! ''Ut oh!!!'' It's your Master! Do you want to [[dash out the doggie door]] or [[curl up into a ball]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "2") (set: $treatNumber to "1") (put: "0" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "1") } You have $treatNumber treats. You quickly run out of the house to get away from your terrifying Master! As you get outside you see that the side gate is left opened... Do you want to [[go exploring]] or [[curl up into a ball]] outside?

{(if: $treatNumber is "0")(set: $treatNumber to "1") (put: "2" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "1") (put: "3" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") (put: "4" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "3") } You have $treatNumber treats. "Turbo!!! What have I said!" Steve cries. "Bad, bad puppy!" You are miserably saddened by your actions and give Master your best puppy dog face. "Aww, poor puppy. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell." Steve apologizes. "It's alright you didn't mean it... You'll do better next time. You can still come to the [[beach!]]"

{(if: $treatNumber is "3")(set: $treatNumber to "2") (put: "1" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") (put: "0" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "1") } You have $treatNumber treats. With the little bugger in your mouth, you proudly prounce into the house like the ''Champion'' you are! Finally catching one of those little rascals! "Smack, Smack, Smack! This is delicious," you say to yourself as you scarf down that little bugger! Then you hear footsteps... it's your Master!! Do you [[dash out the doggie door]] or [[curl up into a ball]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "3") (set: $treatNumber to "2") (put: "1" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") (put: "0" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "1") } You have $treatNumber treats. "Smack, Smack, Smack! This is delicious," you say to yourself as you scarf down that little bugger! Chomp by chomp you tear that squirrel apart until suddenly Master comes out! "TURBO!!!!! No! Bad, bad dog!!" Steve screams. Do you [[dash into the house]] or [[curl up into a ball]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "0")(set: $treatNumber to "1") (put: "3" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "2") (put: "2" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "1") (put: "4" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "5" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "4") } You have $treatNumber treats. Master isn't a fan of you going into the yard on your lonesome. But you already know that prison has your name on it if you dare to go potty in the house. Do you [[take your chances]] or do the [[noble deed]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "1")(set: $treatNumber to "2") (put: "5" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "4") (put: "4" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "3")(put: "3" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") } You have $treatNumber treats. Master has taught you better! You know he doesn't want you out in the yard long without his supervision anyways! You go to sniff out the left opened side gate only to make sure no trepassers have come into your kingdom. After a nice long morning of activities you decide it's time to go wait for Master to awake. Do you [[wake Master up]] or [[patiently wait]]?

(set: $treatNumber to "lost") You $treatNumber your treats. "MARVIN!!" You bark. You dash out the side gate to catch him! He should know by now that coming into your territory means war! Master always scolds you for being outside when he's not with you, but why else would have he contrapted that door for you? As you're sprinting out the gate following Marvin's scent across the street to his kingdom you're hit by a speeding taxi. You died.

{(if: $treatNumber is "2") (set: $treatNumber to "3") (put: "2" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "1") (put: "5" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "4") (put: "4" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "6" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "5") (put: "7" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "6") } You have $treatNumber treats. Time to go play and swim in the ocean! Master let's you go to the beach!!! ''BEST DAY EVER''

{(if: $treatNumber is "3") (set: $treatNumber to "2") You have $treatNumber treats. Ah another one of your favorite spots to chill! The icy cold, soft couch! Master hates when you are up on the couch because you have interpretted it is for people ''only''! But hey, what Master doesn't know won't hurt him! As you're patiently stalking your prey, you hear footsteps from Master's sleeping realms... Should you [[dash out the doggie door]] or [[curl up into a ball]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "3") (set: $treatNumber to "4") You have $treatNumber treats. Ah another one of your favorite spots to chill! The icy cold, soft couch! ''BUT'' you know Master forbids you from resting on the couch so let's stalk our prey from Master's paw rest. As you're patienly stalking your prey your stomach starts gargling telling you it's potty time! As you rise and stretch your eyes sparkle as you glance and see the shimmering pool! Do you want to [[go potty]] or [[go swimming]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "1")(set: $treatNumber to "0") (put: "3" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "4") (put: "2" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "1" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") } You have $treatNumber treats. As you go sniffing around the left opened side gate you see the evil neighbor cat, Marvin. Do you want to [[chase Marvin]] or stay in the yard to [[go potty]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "1") (set: $treatNumber to "2") (put: "4" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "3" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") (put: "5" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "4") (put: "6" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "5") } You have $treatNumber treats. Ahh that's it. As you quickly do your buisness you realize after a nice long morning of activities it's time to go wait for Master to awake. Do you [[wake Master up]] or [[patiently wait]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "1")(set: $treatNumber to "0") (put: "2" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "1" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") (put: "3" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "4") (put: "4" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "5") } You have $treatNumber treats. It's way to hot outside! And if you go in that corner behind the forbidden couch Master will never see your buisness. As you squat to quickly do your damage you hear footsteps from around the corner, it's your Master!! Do you [[dash into the house]] or [[curl up into a ball]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "2") (set: $treatNumber to "1") (put: "0" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "1") (put: "2" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "3" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "4") } You have $treatNumber treats. Master's after you! You sure did it this time... Do you [[curl up into a ball]] or [[go hide]] from Master?

{(if: $treatNumber is "2")(set: $treatNumber to "1") (put: "4" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "5") (put: "3" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "4") (put: "2" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "5" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "6") } You have $treatNumber treats. It's beach time! It's beach time! You excitedly leap up into Master's sleeping realms, like he has repeatedly yelled at you for doing, and start licking Master all over his face!! "TURBO!!!! Why Turbo?! It's still my bed time, NO!! DOWN!!" Steve screams. "You're a bad puppy Turbo! No beach time today for you!!. Master takes you to your [[prison]].

{(if: $treatNumber is "1")(set: $treatNumber to "2") (put: "4" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "3") (put: "3" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "2") (put: "5" into $treatNumber)(if: $treatNumber is "4") (put: "6" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "5") } You have $treatNumber treats. You know it's about that time! Master's hibernation is almost complete and you'll get to go play at the beach!! "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!" Master stretches. "Good morning Turbo!! How are you today good puppy?! You ready to go to the [[beach!]]?

{(if: $treatNumber is "1") (set: $treatNumber to "0") (put: "1" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "2") (put: "2" into $treatNumber) (if: $treatNumber is "3") } You have $treatNumber treats. You dash under Master's sleep realm. He will never find you here. "TURBO!!! Bad puppy!" Master screams as he climbs down on his knees to scoop you out from under his bed. "Bad, bad Turbo! No beach for you today! Time for you to go to your [[prison]]!" Steve commands.