{(set: $size to (either: "lilliputian", "giant", "tiny", "normal-sized", "big-ass", "pea-sized")) (set: $species to (either: "crustacean", "duck-billed platypus", "vampire", "zombie", "tyrannobrontosaurus", "sea-lion", "were-gorilla", "Lochness monster")) (set: $ethnicity to (either: "black", "white", "asian", "hispanic", "mixed-race", "purple", "blue", "green")) (set: $age to (random: 0, 1000)) (set: $trait to (either: "a lisp", "a tattoo on my butt", "no arms", "a glass eye", "a turban", "a fedora", "a trillby", "radioactive dyed hair", "a wood leg")) (set: $ethics to (either: "don't give a shit about", "am in love with", "want to eat", "want to make sweet love to", "trust Jack Thompson to solve the issue of", "hold Milo Yiannopoulos as the new standard for", "threaten women's lives over", "get over-excited when receiving canned responses to my emails advocating", "like to compare the Civil Rights Movement to my righteous crusade for", "attack non-journalists to solve the problem of bad", "stand beside MRAs and white supremacists to advocate better")) } I am a $size $age-year-old $ethnicity $species with $trait, and I $ethics ethics in games journalism. I am #Gamergate and #NotYourShield. [[Generate a new Gator!->Generate]]