So you've decided to finally go explore that spooky mansion on the hill. Good choice! I'm sure you will not regret it as unimaginable horrors rush you from the dark. Life is for chumps anyway. As is customary, it is a dark and stormy night. Shockingly, your power was knocked out by a rogue lightning bolt (how convenient). Of course the only logical thing to do was go exploring in the dark, thus the idea to come on up here. As you enter the giant mahogany door (Katniss?), you see three paths ahead; do you go [[upstairs]], [[downstairs]], or [[forward]] into the room? I mean you could also [[bail]] too if you're a baby.
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</div>The door at the top of the stairs is locked. Best start again from the [[beginning]].You slowly creep down the stairs. You get the urge to call out "Georgie?" as you move into the darkness. That was weird. There is a chain link [[fence]] on your left and a [[metal door]] on your right. You hear someone whisper "we all float down here" into your ear. Maybe you should be moving on now...
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You walk forward. Gosh it's dark. You jump as you hear a thunderous THUNK. You feel a piercing pain overwhelm your entire face. You think the monsters have gotten you and you're a dead man. Oddly enough, it's so dark in here that you walked your big old knucklehead self into a wall. Back to the [[beginning]] you dumb dumb.
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You run back outside with your tail between your legs, screaming as you go. you make it back down to your house and chill on the couch for about 5 minutes. You realize that without power, you can't charge your phone. What's the point? You dejectedly hike back up to the mansion. May as well start again, from the [[beginning]] everyone.
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</div>You approach the fence and you hear somebody mumbling quickly under their breath. You can see a shape rocking back and forth. Remember how curiosity killed the cat? Well that thought just floats out of your mind and you move toward the hunched figure. You just gotta know what they're saying. Slowly you make out a girl's voice feverously whispering "Kevin Wendell Crumb." She spots you and crashes onto the fence, clawing at your shirt through the chain link. She lets out a bloodcurdling scream.
Yeah... [[nope]].
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</div>You jog over to the metal door and pry it open. Dead silence covers you blanket. You step inside the dark room and shut the door behind you (not today death clown). As your eyes adjust, you a table sitting with a box on top of a table. There is a slow, rhythmic tapping sound. You approach the table, feeling the uneven floor shift under your feet along the way (feels like a stone just disappeared... oh well), and see that the box is a type writer... and it is typing on its own. You lean closer to get a good look. So far, it says "All work and no play makes -" You've already seen this movie, so you decide to [[nope nope nope]] right on out of there.
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Ahh the classic nope. Abra used teleport. All that jazz. Anyway, you find yourself back outside the mansion. You gonna [[bail]] or [[start]] again?So you've decided to finally go explore that spooky mansion on the hill. Good choice! I'm sure you will not regret it as unimaginable horrors rush you from the dark. Life is for chumps anyway. As is customary, it is a dark and stormy night. Shockingly, your power was knocked out by a rogue lightning bolt (how convenient). Of course the only logical thing to do was go exploring in the dark, thus the idea to come on up here. As you enter the giant mahogany door (Katniss?), you see three paths ahead; do you [[go upstairs]], [[downstairs]], or [[forward]] into the room? I mean you could also [[bail]] too if you're a baby.
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</div>The door is unlocked. You walk in. In the room is a single chair. There is a sign hanging above the chair. It says "Welcome wary trespasser. Please take a rest on my most comfortable electric chair." You turn to leave, but the door has mysteriously locked itself (I'm sure its just the wind holding it closed...). There is a window, leading to a black abyss (outside perhaps?). The chair does look comfortable... Do you take a rest in the [[chair]], or try to [[escape]]?
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</div>You stretch luxuriously as you ease into the chair. Of course you aren't electrocuted, the power is out. Good thing you were paying attention... Right? Hello?! Oh, you've nodded off. Cool. So.. umm... it looks like you survived the mansion. You won. You wake up the next morning and it was all a dream yada yada. Anyway, when you safely wake up in a daze the next morning, your first thought is: "what a strange dream... I wonder what is actually up in that mansion?"
Well I'll tell you, let's start at the very [[beginning]].
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You heroically leap out of the window. You hit the ground with a loud THUMP. You pick up your head and look around. Turns out the window wasn't to the outside... it was to the [[downstairs]]. You should keep looking for a way to get out of this nightmare...