You wake up. You look around and see you're in some sort of medical bay.
[[sit up]]You can't quite remember your name or what happened.
Try to [[remember]]
Look for [[clues]]You search through your mind looking for memories. Suddenly, somethig pops back into tour mind.
[["Who am I?"]]
[["Why am I here?"]]You get up out of the bed. On the other side of the room is a mirror. You look in it only to see a reflection of yourself. It's unnatrual how natrual you feel in that robotic body of yours.
Your pearl white head is as shiny as ever, with your gleeming orange pupils in your otherwise grey and dull eyes, and your ever sinister smile. It's no wonder why everyone in the [[Puguinie army]] knows who you are.
[[continue to look for clues]]Peices start coming together. You remember that you're name is Axe. You are a commander of the "Puguinie army", an army that works for Lord Puguinie, the high ruler of Shadowland.
Try to [[remember]] somthing else.It's still hazy mazy cavey. You remember there was some kind of big fight.
Look for [[clues]]
Try to [[remember]] something else"The Puguinie army" is a phrase that seems formilliar to you. Suddenly something pops back into your mind.
[["Who am I?"]]
[[Nevermind.]]You decided that that memmorie wasn't all to important and that you should continue looking for [[clues]] There's a drawer up against the wall. You look inside and see a diary of some kind. You open it up and see a page with crude handwriting that appears to say "This is my Diary (my name is [[Iggy]] by the way). If you're not me, then I advise you not to look in here."
[[Read the diary]] anyways.Iggy. Another commander of the Puguinie army, and your best friend. Ever since Puguinie first created you, you've known Iggy.
[[Read the diary]]The hand writting is as crude as ever. You skip ahead to last day that's recorded. It reads:
"My dearest diary,
"Sorry my handwritting is still really bad. I've been trying to improve, but it's hard when your hands are more like claws. Anyways, things haven't gone right at all today. Me and Axe tryed burning down another village today, but that pesky mutt [[Sammy]] showed up. We tryed to fight back, but geez... that dog is strong.
[[Keep reading]] Sammy, what an awful name. Sammy, arch enemy of Lord Puguinie and the Puguinie army! A vile, disgusting mutt, taking up the role of hero and sticking up for thoose in need. The one true goal of the Puguinie army is to take over the world, galaxy, and then universe. Sammy, however, has constantly thwarted all attempts to make that goal a reality.
[[Keep reading]]Before you could turn the page, you hear the door open. You quickly shove the book back into drawer and shut it. You turn and see that it's not Iggy, but rather [[Lord Puguinie]] himself.Lord Puguinie is quite the creature. He's a dog that stands upright. He has red fur all over his body and has black fur on his floppy ears. He has three red claw like fingers on his hands. His eyes are pitch black and rather large and are almost always pointed. His nose is nothing more than a black dot and his smile, God that smile! People somtimes think your smile is rather sinister, but Puguinie's smile is by far the most disturbing smile in the history of the universe.
[[Confront his majesty]]"Ah Axe! You have already made yourself get out of bed I see." Lord Puguinie says to you, "You sure did take your sweet time getting well! Which reminds me, why do even have this medical bay? The only people that come in here are robots, and can't get sick, at least I don't think they can."
You see that Puguinie has gone off into another one of his tangents again. You try and get his attention back by saying something.
What will you say?
[["Um... boss?"]]
[["AHEM!"]]"Boss, are you still there boss?" You ask trying bring Puguinie back to reallity.
"And further more, who even built this place? Every time the castle blows up it seems to just come back. I don't know how much money we've lost building the place back up in such a short amount of time. Oh well, I guess it's not important."
Puguinie then realizes you're still there.
"...It happened again, didn't it? UGH! Why does that keep happening?! I can't even remember where I was,"
[["You came here to see if I was doing better."]]"AHEM!"
"Gazuntite!" Puguinie jokingly says. "Thanks for that. I almost went down anothe rabbit hole. Where was I again?"
[["You came here to see if I was doing better."]]"You came here to see if I was doing better." You answer.
Puguinie snaps his fingers he remembers. "That's it! You were put in here because you had the 'brilliant' idea to burn down another village. We need to have a talk that habbit of yours. I've already talked to Iggy about it." Puguinie pulls you forward. All you can see now is Puguinie's face. "I've gotten sick and tired of you two doing that! Half of the time you burn down villages that serve under my rule! NO MORE YOU HEAR!!!
Puguinie then throws you to the floor and says, "I'm going back to my throne room! Whatever you decide to do, make sure it has nothing to do with me!"
Puguinie walks out of the room, leaving you on the floor.
What do you do now?
[[Get up]]
[[Stay on the floor.]]You get up, but your not sure why. Puguinie is obviously upset at you. You step out of the room, but no one is there. Usually the halls are buzzing with robots, even at night-time. You wonder where everyone is.
[[Check some rooms.]]You decided to stay on the floor. Probably for the best. Being on the floor has now given you a new perspective of life. You now realize that nobody ever liked, likes, or will like you. Your whole existence is meanigless.
[[Get up]]
[[Don't bother]]You realize that everything you have ever done is for nothing. Was it worth it, being so evil to everyone? No, it wasn't. But then again, is it worth it to be good? How is good better than evil?
[[Don't get up]]Getting up would only hurt more people. You figure that your 'life' isn't worth it, but you know just staying there won't help anyone. You remember your core. An electric powered mechanism that keeps you alive. If you turn it off, less electicity would be used, saving the enviroment a little bit. One last good thing that you could do.
[[Give up on life]]You turn off your core. You wonder what happens to a robot when they die? It will be quite the expirence I assure you.
Heeheehee, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh you poor little fool! Did you really think this was The End?! No. This is an ending yes, But you still have alot left to do.
YOU ARE NOT DEAD AND I WONT LET YOU DIE JUST YET, SLAVE!
start from the [[beginning]] You go into the first room you see. There is a gleaming light in an open chest. You inspect it and find a golden ball was radiating the light. It doesn't look all to important, but you can take it anyways.
[[Take the ball]]
[[Leave the ball]]
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You took the ball, You theif!
[[Check another room]]You didn't take the ball. Does that mean there is some good in you? probably not...
[[Check another room]] You check another room. There is no one there. You check another room. There is no one there. You continue to do this for a few hours. Only one room you haven't checked, the throne room.
[[Go into the throne room]]
[[Don't go in there]](if: $item1 > 2)[This is your good ending]
(else:)[this is your bad ending]Double-click this passage to edit it.What's the matter? Are you a chicken? A robot chicken?
[["N-No I'm not!"]]
[["M-m-maybe..."]]THEN GET IN THERE AND QUIT STALLING MY FRICKING STORY, DAMNIT!
[[Go into the throne room]] Hmmm... It's obvious that I chose the wrong person to play this... If you don't want to progress the story then please buzz off!
[["How do I do that?"]]Well it's simple. Before you started playing, I installed a device into your monitor that will expload and kill you the moment I say... wait for it
[[MANIMANI!]]BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
See in hell, you dumbass. That is unless you wanna do things right. Do you? Then start from the [[beginning]]!