You're an astronaut on the International Space Station.
There was supposed to be a supply mission arriving two weeks ago, but disastrous weather has made it impossible for the ship to launch.
You're rapidly running out of food!
Do you:
[[ration yourself to one meal every two days|ration]]
[[finally give in and open the astronaut ice cream you've been dreading|ice cream]]
<em>Four days later...</em>
You haven't eaten since yesterday. Your stomach is growling and making terrible noises. You're breaking into a sweat. Fever dreams abound as you float through the ISS.
Do you...
[[give in and binge-eat the rest of your rations?|binge]]
[[steal your captain's secret stash of hot cheetos?|cheetos]]
There's so many packets of the stuff.
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Dry, powdery, warm ice cream. Yum.
Do you choose...
[[Mint Chocolate Chip|mint]]
[add your own here!]
The ice cream crumbles into a gummy, sugary glue in your mouth.
Ugh! It's rancid!
[[You immediately start vomiting and don't stop for 20 hours.|failure]]
"Houston, we have a problem..."
You have failed to be a successful astronaut. Your NASA career is over. You return home to Earth in disgrace.
The End.
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You eat literally all of the food you have left.
The resupply mission still hasn't taken off.
There is
NO
FOOD.
Upon discovering your gluttony, your crewmates are <strong>FURIOUS</strong>.
[[They are so livid that they duct-tape you to the airlock door until a week later, when the supply ship finally arrives.|failure]]
You open the bag of Flamin Hots, salivating.
But
You forgot
[[YOU'RE IN SPACE|no gravity]]
THEY'RE FLOATING EVERYWHERE
Things have gotten
<span style="color: orange;">DANGEROUSLY CHEESY</span>
[[Your captain, alerted by the cheetos floating through the cabin, catches you literally red-handed.|failure]]