Welcome to the Mall Food Court. Your mom sent you here to get her a bean burrito. [[Go to the Bean Burrito Barn]] [[Spend some time wandering.]]"Welcome to the Bean Burrito Barn my name is Ben how may I make your day more burritoful?" "I would like one bean burrito." "Sorry we are out of bean burritos." [["Oh, okay, well, thanks."]] [["What??? You only sell bean burritos that is your only purpose!"]] You wander throughout the mall. A disgruntled man approaches you. "Hey! Hey you!" [["What's up Tommy?"]] [[Keep walking and ignore the guy.]] "Great. Have a burritoful day." [[Go home in disgrace.]] [[Spend some time wandering.]] "We also sell meat burritos. Would you like to make your day more beefy? Double up with our double beef beef burrito. Get two and give one to your beefiest friend." "God you are literally the worst." "Maybe you would prefer a chicken burrito. Considering that you're such a big chicken. Kaaa Kaaa cluck cluck cluck you're in luck with our triple cluck special. Cock a doodle doo. Three chicken burritos only six cluckin' dollars." [["Lets have this convo outside you filthy pig."]] [["Can I speak to your manager?"]] "I can't believe you didn't do the one thing I asked you to do! How incompetent are you! What sort of child did I raise! You cannot even get me one bean burrito from the mall food court! What sort of person are you! Are you even human? You are the worst! I have never been so disappointed in you!""I literally work here. This is my job. I am paid to tell you to go cluck yourself." "No, you're not. You're paid to sell me a god damn bean burrito." "Fine, my break is in twenty." [[Wait outside to fight.]]"Okay." Ben goes to get the manager. You wait fuming with anger. "Well howdy welcome to the Bean Burrito Barn my name is Brenda how can I make your day more burritoful?" "Look, I'm going to be honest. My mom needs a bean burrito now. And y'all are out of bean burritos and Ben is a real asshole I am angry." "Oh boy that is no bueno! ha! ha! ha! But we are out of beans. I will give you two meat tacos on the house." [["No way Brenda!"]] [["Fine."]]You wait outside by the dumpster to fight Ben. In twenty minutes he shows up, tired and smoking a menthol cigarette. "Lets get this over with." "Yeah you're gonna get slammed!" "Whatever you're like twice as small as the guy who beat me up yesterday." "You get beat up a lot here?" "Yeah everybody gets angry when we don't have bean burritos. And we never have the beans. Not once have we had them since I started working here. I am really tired." "Oh man that sucks." You talk to Ben for hours, developing a strong bond of friendship. You walk off hand in hand into the sunset. Brenda begins to cackle. She grabs you by your shirt and slams you to the ground. She yoddles at you to "cluckin' shut up!" as she slowly dumps ground beef on you. Ben laughs, jumping up and down on your ankles. You cannot move as you are covered in beef and now Brenda is sitting on your chest as she continues to club your face with stacks of tortillas. After most of your bones are broken Brenda leans into your right ear: "Always listen to the manager you chicken."Brenda hands you two meat tacos. You stand there in front of both Ben and Brenda. You slowly unwrap a taco and bring it up to your mouth. You take two slow bites, chewing the gross meat. You spit the meat onto Ben's left cheek. You throw the remaining tacos at Brenda, loudly screaming "I cluckin' hate the Bean Burrito Barn!" The mall police come and detain you. You are eventually arrested and charged with assault and dissordly conduct. You go to jail for ten years. Your mom cries and cries. "Hey man! It's been awhile! Good to see you!" "Yeah! man! Woo!" "Woo!" "Woo!" "Woo!" You get stuck in a "Woo!" loop. You have entered the "Woo!" void. You and Tommy stand together, entranced in the "Woo!". Forever and ever, repeating "Woo!" back and forth into the abyss. "Woo!" You voice croaks, you now know your fate. "Woo!"The man runs up to you and taps your shoulder. You keep walking. He continues to tap. [[Ignore him and keep walking.]] [[Slap his hand away.]] The man jumps on your back and you are slammed onto the ground. Your head lands on the rim of a potted plant and your head bursts open and you die. The man drinks your blood."Owwwww!!!!!Oh MY GODDDDDDD!!!!" The man yells and cries at you. Everyone starts watching. How dare you attack the disgruntled man! How dare you! [[Stand up for yourself.]] [[Run away.]]"Hey man I didn't mean nothing! I didn't hurt you! You were provoking me!" The man cries louder, a crowd gathers, you try over and over again to defend yourself but nothing, nothing will soothe them. Eventually the crowd surrounds you. The man cries on the ground in pain. The crowd walks closer and closer to you until there is no longer a you, you are mere dust, they have evaporated you.You run and run away. You run until there is no man and there is barely a you. You run and run and run. The mall passes through you or you pass through it or you run until there is no mall, only a past sense of a shopping experience. You run into an area you had previously not noticed, tucked in the corner between the Sandal Shack and Joey's Joke Emporium is something strange. It is the Real Bean Burrito Barn. You approach and order one bean burrito. They give it you. You go home. You give it your mom. She loves you, she admires you, she sees you as successful and your life has meaning. You are important. You are valuable. You watch her eat the burrito.