\nFelix goes to Miss Pratt's new home for a visit. Miss Pratt meets him at the door and lets him in.\n\n"Quite a lovely home you have here, Miss Pratt," Felix complimented her.\n\n"Well, thank you, Mr. Burke, replied Miss Pratt. "I have been wanting to do this for a long, long time. It took \n\nme twenty years to save this money," Miss Pratt revealed to him.\n\n"Well, that's what it's all about. You should be proud of your investmet," Felix charmed her.\n\nMiss Pratt gives Felix a soft smile.\n\n"Who is Little Nellie?" Felix asked her."\n\n"Oh, she is my daughter," Miss Pratt replied "She is twelve years old."\n\nFelix looks at Miss Pratt face and she quickly looks away.\n \n"See, says Felix, I ment to ask your permision to take you out on a [[date]] with me?"\n\nShe replies, "I dont think I am ready to date anyone right now. She looks at him pityful. "Sorry!"\n\nThey depart and bid each other goodbyes.\n\nFelix wonders what women really want, Is it [[money]] of [[looks?]]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

\nLooks and money go together and there is no other way around it. \n\n[[Meet Joanna Wells]]\n\nMore on Felix professional side in [[Yes sir]]

\nFelix has everything to his comfort, except for finding real \n\nlove. He is an established Real Estate residential and commercial \n\ninvestor, and changes car frequently. \n\nWhen it comes to caring for himself, he does very well with a \n\nclean-shaven mustache, goatee beard and well-groomed low cut \n\nhairstyle. \n\nBut despite Felix's lifestyle and acquisition of a strong and \n\nhealthy masculinity, he has very little charity of attracting \n\nwomen. They turn their backs on him whenever he approaches them. \n\nFelix would be lost for words after being rejected and wonder \n\nwhat the hell women really want. Let's hear from the women. It is \n\n[[money]] or is it [[looks?]] \n\n

\nFelix home reflects the sanctuary of a man who had loved his adorable family of four: A nagging and controlling wife, \n\nAngela, himself, and two oversized Siamese cats, Bimsly and Mimsly. He is \n\nfaced with the constant bickering and pondering memory of the past. \n\nIt was on a quiet evening when Felix came home from work after a hectic day of unsettled negotiations. He walked inside \n\nhis home with his eyes fixed to the floor. \n\n[[Keep going]] \n\n[[Go back to start]]\n\n

\nIt was love for the second time when Felix looked at Joanna from behind and saw her, differently. That's when she finally noticed the charm in his eyes.\n\n"You have very charming eyes,I have never seen your eyes like this before," Joanna told him.\n\n"Thats because you have never looked in my face before," replied Felix.\n\n"Thats not true! You know that is not the truth with what you are saying," Joanna said.\n\n"Now that you have seen my charm, [[will you marry me?"]] Felix asked Joanna.\n\n"Not with those nasty cats around here and missing doors throughout this house," Joanna answered.\n\n"I will install all the doors, but, I am not sure about the cats. They won't leave," Felix told Joanna. \n\n"Then kill them! That's the only way to get rid of them, if there is no other way," Joanna shouted loudly.\n\n"I cannot do that. They are [[possessed]]," Felix told her.\n\n\n\n

\n \n\n Felix Burke sits around his desk reading through a stack of contracts. He reads without glasses. Two chubby \n\ncats followed each other in his office through an open doorway. "Meow, Meow, Meow, they growled, as \n\nthey move closer to Felix's legs. "What do you want from me? Go eat all the foods off the floor!" Felix \n\nyelled at them. They look at him with fury coming from their eyes.\n\nThere are no hanging doors throughout Felix's home, except for the front and back doors. Lets play on to find \n\nout the [[reason for this.]] \n\nMeet Felix Burk [[date]]\n \n\n

\nFelix stands in front of the mirror and holds a bottle of after-shave lotion. He washes his clean-shaven mustache and dries \n\nhis face with a clean towel. He picks up a small comb and runs it through his goatee beard and shiny hair. He combs through the \n\nhair as he admires the salt and pepper flair. He smiles graciously with a sense of great pride.\n\nFind more interesting facts about Felix. \n\n[[Love Strikes Twice]]\n

\nFelix takes his seat at the closing table.\n\n"Congratulation to Miss. Pratt on the purchase of her new home." \n\n"We want to keep the process simple as we go through the final \n\nsigning stage to close this sale. \n\n"Does anyone have any question?”\n\nNo one answers from the party, and Felix continues. \n\n“Miss Pratt, before we move on, do you have any question that you may want to ask?” \n\n“Not right now,” Miss Pratt replied.\n\n“Anything you can think of,” Felix emphasized. Miss Pratt shakes her head and said, no.\n\n“Well then. Please sign, initial, and date each page, respectively. I will explain each section as I go along,” Felix \n\ninstructed her.\n\n"Okay, Miss Pratt replied. \n\nHer cell phone beeps. She looks at the screen, reads it, and hands it to Felix. Felix reads the message and notice it was \n\nsent from Little Nellie.\n\n“Oh, by the way, were the new [[appliances]] installed after the walkin inspection?” Felix asked the buyer's agent. \n\nThe agent looks at the seller and back at Felix.\n\n“I was not aware of the fact,” the seller said.\n\nFelix looks at the seller and her agent. and shakes his big head, annoyingly.\n\n“We must have the appliances in before we conclude this sale. "It was advertised and bought under that agreement, and, on top \n\nof that, FHA guidelines will not allow a home to be sold without working appliances. I am going to delay this closing until all the \n\nappliances are delivered and instaled.\n\n"No!" screamed the seller's agent. I will have them deliered and installed today."\n\n"With that said, and with the seller's consent, I will have you sign, initial and [[date]] this form," Felix instructed.\n\n"No closing until after the instalment. Have a great day ladies, until tomorrow, at noon." They all leave the room.\n

\nA battle between an evil spell that follows him around, and not paying much attention where he is going. Felix had \n\nsuffered greatly because of self negligence.\n\n[[Find out what had happened here.]]\n\n[[See how others make fun of him.]]\n\n\n

\nFelix walks in and shakes hand with the party, including an attractive blonde who was the seller's agent. She \n\nscreams out and suddenly starts gasping for breath at the sight of seeing Felix forehead. The seller hastily gets \n\nout of her chair and starts running for the door when Felix yells and stops her.\n\n“If you leave, your house will not get sold today! I am a human being doing my job to take this burden off your \n\nstupid head.” The seller retrives her steps and returns to her seat.\n \n[[Yes sir]] she says, and humbly sits in the chair.\n\n[[reason for this.]]\n\n

\nFelix is lonely and cannot find love. He has been rejected many times on numerous occasions. His high standard at \n\nfinding the right woman holds naught for him. One morning while Joanna cleans she asks him about the missing \n\ndoors. He tells her it was a very deep secret and that [[The Aftermath]] will only be revealed to \n\nthe next woman he ask: [[will you marry me?"]]. Joanna never ask about missing doors again. \n\n\n\n\n\n

\nFelix and Joanna were married soon afterwards, and Mimbsly and Bimbsly openly retaliate against her.\n\nJoanna locks herself in the bedroom when the cats try to attact her. She curses at them from the opposite side of \n\nthe glass door which get them more irritated. The smokey shaddow of a woman profile suddenly emerges from Bimbsly's \n\nfurious eyes. The cat's body becomes limp and drops to the floor motioless. \n\nJoanna watches in disbelief as the headless shadow breaks the glass and gets stuck trying to push through. Mimbsly \n\nmeows loudly, as the demonic cat gnawes and eats at the shadowy figure. The broken glass door finally give way and \n\nfalls on top of Mimbsly, cutting her to pieces.\n\nSave ride back to [[possessed]] or go back to [[Start]].

\n"Without looks, no WAY!"\n\n[[money]] \n\n[[appliances]]

Bumping Buffalo

\nFelix has a continuous problem of walking into glass doors, and hard surfaces. This chain of events contribute to the \n\ndilemma of his oversized head.\n\n[[Reaction from others]]\n\n[[Read More]]\n\n

\nHis friends called him a special nickedname. Find the answer \n\n[[here]] and [[The Aftermath]]

\nAngela stood on the opposite side of the sliding glass door. She held a medium size-pumping bottle of glass plus in one \n\nhan. A role of paper towel in the other. She waved to Felix as he walked through the front door. Felix saw the curvy \n\nfigure of his miserable woman and ran to greet her. Mimbsly and Bimbsly came from out of nowhere and leap on \n\nFelix back and threw him forward into the glass door. The weight of all three broke the door and fell on top of Angela's \n\nbody, pinning her underneath. The broken pieces immediately slashed off Angela's neck. Felix screamed as he watched her \n\nlifeless body quivered slowly, and slowly until it stopped moving.\n\n[[The Aftermath]]\n\n\n\n\n

\nHis friends called him, "BUMPING BUFFALO," of course! \n\nGood job! You've just solved your first puzzle about Felix.\n\nBut there is [[more.]]

\n\n"Bumping Buffalo" is an interactive story about a 36-year-old male by name of Felix Burke. He is not as handsome as he would \n\nhave wanted to be. He is strong and physically healthy. He weighs apporoximately 190 lbs. He walks with a height of 5 ft. 11 in. \n\nFor Felix, this is a primal booster for a man as proud and egoistic as he is. Lets find out more about Felix Burke. \n\nTo get started go to his [[profile, here.]]\n \n

\n\nFelix blames his failures on his late wife, Angela, and removed all doors from his home after she fell victim under \n\nthe crumbling glass door. Her shadow still reigns within the dormitory of this home, and dwells in the body of \n\nBimbsly and Mimbsly, her surviving Siamese cats.\n\n[[Go back to Felix's Profile]]\n\nor [[possessed]]

\n\n[[Go back to start]]

\nJoanna Wells is the home keeper who cares and keeps Felix's \n\ndomain clean after the recent passing of his late wife. Joanna \n\nis a dependable housekeeper who works under Felix's constant \n\njudgment to keep his home the way his wife had kept it.\n\nJoanna pretends the cats are adorable in Felix's presence, but \n\nis overly disgusted of them.\n\n"Can you get a cage for these nasty cats. Thy are messing up \n\nthe whole house," Jonna asked Felix.\n\n"That is what I am paying you to do," Felix replied.\n\n"I cannot be cleaning cat's litter this often. You need to get \n\nthem trained. You have that kind of money," Joanna told him."\n\n"Of course," Felix repminded her.\n\n"Then I wouldn't have enough to pay you, and buy food to feed \n\nthem," Felix informed her.\n\n"Beside that, I dont like them one bit!" Joanna said.\n\n"And why is that?" Felix asked her.\n\n"Just look into their evil eyes", Joanna replied.\n\n"They scratched my hand when I feed them, and I don't think they like me that much." Joanna answered.\n\n"You know, Joanna. I was going to ask you a special question, but since you will be leaving us, it dosen't make any sence \n\nasking, Felix said.\n\n"I am not staying here to be tormented and abused by those evil cats. I will be looking for another job somewhere else, if \n\nyou think, this is all I could do," Joanna told Felix.\n\n"I am quite certain, I saw a tiny woman walking across Bimbsly hugh eyes yesterday. Joanna told Felix.\n\nFelix quickly responds to Joanna. "You must be crazy!"\n\n"Well, if you think I am, I am out of here! Joanna echoed back.\n\n[[The Love Affair]]\n\n

\n[[Home]]\n\n[[Players Choices]]

\nHi there, meet all the characters. \n\nMeet Felix with [[Go back to Felix's Profile]]\n\nMeet Angela under [[possessed]]\n\nMeet Mimbsly and Bimbsly. [[Keep going]]\n\n[[Meet Joanna Wells]]\n\nMeet Miss Pratt [[appliances]]\n\nSeller and her agent [[Reaction from others]]\n\n\n

\nThat was the end of the possessed cats and the demonic spirit of Angela.\n\nMr. & Mrs. Felix Burke live hapilly ever after. Thanks for playing "Bumping Buffalo."\n\nTHE END\n\nGo back to [[Start]]

\nAnother time around. I can see you love the story. \n\nGo back to [[Home]]\n\nor meet the characters again.[[Players Choices]]\n\n

Marjorie E.Edwards

\nFelix has a big head with a bulging forehead. There are two scares growing on both sides of his head which makes his head looks \n\nabnormal and similar to a growing horn like a bull cow. Negative reaction to this abnormality dosen't bother Felix. He has a \n\nstrong personality, high self ecteem, and he is a relatively smart man.\n \n[[Let's move on]]\n\nGo back to [[Start]]