Hello prospective parent!
Welcome to the Interface, your hub for this pilot run of the Nativity Network.
You can call me Mary—I’ll be working as your Guide today, as we get you all set up for your natal application.
[[Pleased to meet you, Mary->Greetingspart2]].
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(set: $health to 0)
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Amazing! Thank you.
Well, first thing’s first, [[SIR| Male]] or [[MA’AM| Female]]--First thing’s first, sir--could you just please confirm your name, so we can get started:
[[HAROLD SMITH->Harold]]
[[ALBERT MUNCIE|Albert]]
[[JAMES BUCHANAN|James]]
[[REGINALD CROWNE|Reginald]]
(set: $gender to (print: "sir"))
(set: $female to false)First thing’s first, ma’am--please confirm your name!
[[HARRIET SMITH|Harriet]]
[[ALICE MUNCIE|Alice]]
[[JANE BUCHANAN|Jane]]
[[REGINA CROWNE|Regina]]
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(set: $gender to (print: "ma'am"))
(set: $name to (print: "Albert"))
Thanks so much, [[Mr. Muncie|Introductions]].(set: $name to (print: "James"))
Thanks so much, [[Mr. Buchanan|Introductions]].(set: $name to (print: "Harold"))
Thanks so much, [[Mr. Smith|Introductions]].(set: $name to (print: "Reginald"))
Thanks so much, [[Mr. Crowne|Introductions]].Now for some introductions, (print: $gender). Let’s [[begin|Introductions2]].(set: $name to (print: "Harriet"))
Thanks so much, [[Mrs. Smith|Introductions]].(set: $name to (print: "Alice"))
Thanks so much, [[Mrs. Muncie|Introductions]].(set: $name to (print: "Jane"))
Thanks so much, [[Mrs. Buchanan|Introductions]].(set: $name to (print: "Regina"))
Thanks so much, [[Mrs. Crowne|Introductions]].What would you like to know more about?
[[The Nativity Network|The_Nativity_Network_Program]]
[[The Century of the Child|The_Century_of_the_Child_Doctrine]]
[[The Enrollment Process->Enrollment1]]
[[The Final Year|The_Final_Year]]
[[Thanks Mary! I’m all finished reading.|Introfinal]]The Nativity Network Program:
We at Nativity recognize that you lead an extremely busy life. Your work is vital to guiding The United States of America on a path to constant self-improvement. We are, and will continue to be, the best country in the world--thanks to your effort and citizenship.
The Nativity Network has been designed to ensure that while you dedicate your lives to American progress, your dreams of having a family are also satisfied. In recognizing that pregnancy as well as the initial years after childbirth are the most taxing on parents as they struggle to continue with their jobs while also nurture the minds of their young children to ensure they become ideal citizens, we have decided to help shoulder this (if: $resist is 1)[[[burden->socresista]]](if: $resist is 0)[burden] on the health and minds of American parents.
All you have to do is come to the offices of the Nativity Network, meet with one of our on-site physicians who will guide you on how to donate your samples, and we will do the rest!
Tell me more, [[Mary|Introductions2]].
We at The Nativity Network would like to formally welcome you to the **Century of the Child**!
We are so excited to include you, *ma'am*, in this much-needed program for hopeful, productive parents. Child development in the early years of life, when there is so much potential for growth while the brain is still plastic, is a much-discussed issue in medical and human development fields.
We are pleased to present a real intervention for American families--one that works for you and for your future child in this new millennium.
More than a hundred years ago, Theodore Roosevelt in his 1905 speech to the National Congress of Mothers stated, “the welfare of the state depends absolutely upon whether or not the average family, the average man and woman and their children, represent the kind of (if: $resist is 1)[[[citizenship->socresistb]]](if: $resist is 0)[citizenship] fit for the foundation of a great nation”
As my colleagues probably explained in your intake interview, the Nativity Network Program Pilot aims to produce the ideal citizens by re-imagining the link between reproductive and economic futurisms. We seek to introduce a system of state based bio-politics and an era of bio-political governance and the century of the child.
In accordance with the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child, we seek to establish an environment for new-born children to thrive and to grow into healthy, civically-minded individuals.
Tell me more, [[Mary|Introductions2]].
Alright, “the Final Year” maybe sounds sinister to some participants--and we recognize this at Nativity Network. In reality, this is just what we call our transition year, from facility to family.
Our greatest priority is to make sure that you and your child finish your trial with the Nativity Network smoothly and that your family leads a happy life post-Nativity.
In the Final Year, we will begin assigning some additional special development programming for your child to allow him or her to adapt to the environment and personality of your life.
No two parents are alike--so we’ll be taking you through a matching process to ensure that your baby is ready to adapt to the expectations, habits, idiosyncrasies, and accommodations you and your partner have to offer.
During the Final Year, this can look like a lot of things for your future child: outdoor excursions, specialized playtime, structured physical conditioning, dietary restrictions, and occasionally developmental tutoring. In some cases, we do require that the parental visiting hours are shortened, or even (if: $resist is 1)[[[eliminated->socresistc]]](if: $resist is 0)[eliminated], to ensure that in the Final Year, this programming can take effect for your child. This is to better serve you in the transition, and to make sure that your child is ready, happy, and healthy for you when you retrieve him or her after the Final Year.
Just think: in three years, you will have a new child! In just 36 months, we will be seeing you at the Exit Ceremony, following your screening.
Tell me more, [[Mary|Introductions2]]. Now that you are ready to proceed, we will begin matching your future child to programming that suits the habits and environment of your family’s household.
(if: $resisthelp is false)[[[Take me to the Match Questionnaire, Mary.|Matchtitle]]](if: $resisthelp is true)[[[Click to continue on to the questionnaire.->ResQuestion1]]]Hello, (print: $gender)!
Welcome back to the Nativity Network interface. Today marks our two-year anniversary of working together, and now it is time for you to take a Matching Questionnaire to link your future child with the right program.
Our programs help young children adapt to your lifestyle, as they transition from the Nativity Network to the home environment.
When you are ready to proceed with the Matching Questionnaire, [[click here|Notrichperson]].
(css: "font-size: 45%;")[We at the Nativity Network welcome all forms of support; as a pilot, we are only able to keep providing vital prenatal and fertility/surrogacy programs and child care services. If you feel you would be able to contribute a gift of over our minimum threshold of one million dollars, please [[donate here|Richperson]] to contribute. If you cannot contribute at that very generous level, don’t worry. If you still want to support the Nativity Network through a $3 donation, you can give at another level by [[clicking here|Notrichperson2]].]
[[To Matching Questionnaire->Match2]].
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Thank you for your contribution! Funders like you are vital to continuing the mission of the Nativity Network program.
[[To Matching Questionnaire->Match2]].
(set: $rich to 1)Give us your feedback! Our pilot at Nativity Networks is a developing project that’s constantly seeking areas for growth.
[[I had a wonderful experience. I can’t wait to meet my future child!|Matchfinal1]]
[[This program is alright. I’m not sure what to expect|Matchfinal2]]
[[I don’t like this program.|Matchfinal3]]I’m so glad to hear that (print: $gender)! I have personally worked with many parents who felt the same with you, and I am certain you will be happy with how your child transitions from match program to household.
I can’t wait to talk again. We’ll see you in a year for your [[health screening|TIMELAPSE]]!
(set: $rebel to 0)I’m confident that you will enjoy this experience. I’ve worked with so many families who were a little uncertain at first, but now see the benefit of our child care services and our deep commitment to American families.
Hundreds of parents have come out feeling empowered and fulfilled by the Nativity experience--however, if you are still concerned, please do not hesitate to reach out to the Nativity Client Services line at 555-616-2080. See you in a year for your [[health screening|TIMELAPSE]]!
(set: $rebel to 0)We are confident that you will enjoy this experience. Hundreds of American families and parents have come out feeling empowered and fulfilled by the Nativity experience--however, if you are still concerned, please do not hesitate to reach out to the Nativity Client Services line at 555-616-2080. See you in a year for your [[health screening|TIMELAPSE]]!
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[[TIME LAPSE: ONE YEAR->Healthopenreal]]
Hello! Welcome back to the Nativity Network interface. I hope that you’re feeling well today, and we are so looking forward to seeing you at the Nativity Network facility when you come to collect your child.
[[Next.->Healthtitle]]
Do you have a garden where your child can play?
[[Yes.->match3]]
[[No.->match4]]Is this garden part of your private residence or shared with other members of your neighborhood?
[[Private.->match4rich]]
[[Shared.->match4]]How many people currently reside in your place of residence?
[[1.->match5]]
[[2.->match5]]
[[3.->match5]]
[[4.->match5]]
[[5 or more.->match5]]How many bedrooms are there in your residence?
[[1.->match6]]
[[2.->match6]]
[[3.->match6]]
[[4.->match6rich]]
[[5 or more.->match6rich]]Will your child be sleeping in his/her own room, or sharing a room with a sibling?
[[Own room.->match7]]
[[Shared room.->match7]]Would you categorize your work as physically taxing or mentally taxing?
[[Physically.->match8]]
[[Mentally.->trollmatch8]]Would you categorize your spouse/partner's work as physically taxing or mentally taxing?
[[Physically.->match9]]
[[Mentally.->match9]]Do you or your partner manage other people at your respective jobs?
[[I do.->match10rich]]
[[My partner does.->match10rich]]
[[We both do.->match10rich]]
[[Neither of us do.->match10]]Has you or your partner suffered class, race or religious bias at any point in your life?
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(if: $trollevent1 <= 5)[[[Yes.->Endofmatch]]
[[No.->Endofmatch]]](elseif: $trollevent1 > 5)[
[[Yes.->TrollMatchEnd]]
[[No.->TrollMatchEnd]]
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(if: $rich is 1)[Welcome! After careful evaluation of your responses in the previous questionnaire we have selected you to be one of our model parents. While we at the Nativity Network are dedicated to providing all our children with equal care and attention and the that our Carers use the same development techniques on each of them to make them them into ideal citizens, we also provide opportunities for some of our parents to be able to ensure that they get the unique child they want! With a small fee of USD XX you can request a unique trait to be developed in your child such as mathematical reasoning, violin prep etc. [[We will match this programming to your preferences|Richmatch]].
Note: With your donation you can add a unique trait to your child’s development.
Disclaimer: This offer is for limited number of parents only and we reserve the right to determine which parents receive this offer.]
(if: $rich is 0 and $female is false)[Thank you for answering our questions. Please let us know [[how you felt about your experience|Matchfeedback]].]
(if: $rich is 0 and $female is true)[[[Please continue here for your match results.->Surrogate1]]]
How much would you estimate that you can gift to the Nativity Network cause? Every donation helps hundreds of parents “have it all”--no one should have to sacrifice family for career.
[[One thousand dollars->Richmatch2]].
(set: $trollevent1 to (random: 1, 10))(if: $trollevent1 <= 5)[[[Three million dollars.->Richmatch1]]](elseif: $trollevent1 > 5)[[[Three million dollars.->trollmatch]]]Before you can be admitted, for the safety of our Carers and to ensure the safety of the children, we do require that you go through a cursory physical and mental health screening process.
I know that this test can be confusing and sometimes upsetting for some individuals. At times, our questions can even feel unintuitive! However, screening has gone through rigorous clinical trials and is proven to be the most complete method for ensuring the safety of our facility and our children.
[[Click to continue on to the questionnaire.->Question1]]How have you been feeling lately?
[[Feeling sad, down, or empty|Question2health]].
[[Constantly worried, anxious|Question2health]].
[[Experiencing mood swings from very high to very low|Question2health]].
[[Worried about my drinking habits|Question2health]].
[[Troubled by traumatic events|Question2health]].
[[Afraid of gaining weight or concerned about my eating habits|Question2health]].
[[Difficulty controlling my substance use|Question2health]].
[[None of the above->Question2]].Most days in the past six months, I have felt very nervous.
[[True|Question3health]].
[[Not True|Question3]].Most days in the past six months, I have felt on edge or irritable.
[[True|Question4health]].
[[Not True|Question4]].Most days in the past six months, I have had racing thoughts keep me up at night.
[[True|Question5health]].
[[Not True|Question5]].Choose the color that appeals most to you:
[[Black|Question6]].
[[Blue|Question6]].Choose the fruit that appeals most to you:
[[Strawberry|trollfruit1]].
[[Banana|trollfruit1]].
[[Orange|trollfruit1]].
[[Pomegranate|trollfruit1]].
[[Cherry|trollfruit1]].
Choose your package preference:
[[Musician package|Endrichmatchalt]]: Your child will receive the highest quality musical foundations, from Bach to Brahms, starting at an early age. The more music young children hear, the richer their musical experience and the greater their passion for music later in life. The basic music track includes early percussion lessons, the basics of (if: $rebel is 1)[**violence**,](if: $rebel is 0)[violins,] early voice training, and more.
[[Athletics package|Endrichmatchalt]]: Starting training early in life can be the difference between an active lifestyle and building sedentary habits. Your child will engage in motor-skill training, muscle building exercises, and competitive sports games to prepare him or her for a life on the field or court. Past enrollees have gone on to excel in Football, Basketball, Baseball, and Soccer, and our Director of Athletics, Coach Henley, has the highest recommendations from his time leading children’s athletics programs across the United States.
[[Artist package|Endrichmatch]]: For sensitive and speculative parents, a child already invested in artistic investigation is highly desirable. We will introduce your child to the greats, from DaVinci Picasso; from Monet to Manet, with age-appropriate, interactive art history lessons through Western art from the Greeks to vanGogh. This is more than just arts and crafts: finger painting, sculpture, and integrated coloring activities will enhance your child’s artistic eye and motor skills as they prepare their creative minds for years to come.
[[Culinary package|Endrichmatch]]: A healthy start to life is crucial for every child. This package combines dietary and nutritional programming filled with the best organic produce and high-protein and nutrient diets while also focusing on cultivating an early culinary interest in your future child through kitchen play stations, easy-bake oven tutorials, and more. Your child will eat only the healthiest foods and stay on target for a lean, naturally-sourced, fresh food lifestyle.
[[STEM package|Endrichmatchalt]]: The earlier your child begins to grapple with mathematical concepts the better. Our state-of-the-art STEM program will prepare your child to excel in all aspects of scientific investigation, starting them early in basic math and addition exercises and ending in exciting and interactive science demonstrations and experiments. We partner with Hands On children’s museums across the D.C. area to bring in experimental demonstrations and interactive lessons targeted to activate your child’s passion for science and math. Past enrollees have continued into early-ed engineering programs through the Network, and have performed leagues beyond their grade level in STEM subjects.
**Can’t decide? Try out one of our “Medley” packages, which combine elements of the above into integrated learning opportunities for YOUR child***.
[[Medley Package A|Endrichmatchalt]]: Help your child excel through a medley of our Athletics and STEM programming—this unique combination is clinically proven to push Nativity Network children to work their engineering minds while developing their building muscles!
[[Medley Package B|Endrichmatch]]: Introduce your child to the joys of creativity through a medley of our Culinary and Artist packages! This program medley immerses children in artistry while instilling habits of healthy eating—all the while, they will combine their new passions for art and creativity while helping in the kitchen with various age-appropriate baking activities.
*Unfortunately, the Musician track is not available in either of these, since the intensive early development music track is not yet flexible enough to accommodate alternate programming combinations.
Package Preferences:
[[Musician Package|Endrichmatchalt]]: Your child will receive the highest quality musical foundations, from Bach to Brahms, starting at an early age. The more music young children hear, the richer their musical experience and the greater their passion for music later in life. The basic music track includes early percussion lessons, the basics of (if: $rebel is 1)[**violence**,](if:$rebel is 0)[violins,] early voice training, and more.
[[Culinary Package|Endrichmatch]]: A healthy start to life is crucial for every child. This package combines dietary and nutritional programming filled with the best organic produce and high-protein and nutrient diets while also focusing on cultivating an early culinary interest in your future child through kitchen play stations, easy-bake oven tutorials, and more. Your child will eat only the healthiest foods and stay on target for a lean, naturally-sourced, fresh food lifestyle.
[[Atheletics Package->Endrichmatchalt]]: Starting training early in life can be the difference between an active lifestyle and building sedentary habits. Your child will engage in motor-skill training, muscle building exercises, and competitive sports games to prepare him or her for a life on the field or court. Past enrollees have gone on to excel in Football, Basketball, Baseball, and Soccer, and our Director of Athletics, Coach Henley, has the highest recommendations from his time leading children’s athletics programs across the United States.
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We will ensure the greatest quality training for your child. Thank you so much for your donation. Please let us know [[how your experience was|Matchfeedback]].
(set: $genius to false)[[Left|Question8]] or [[Right|Question8]]
In the last 6 months, did you experience the following symptoms? If so, how strong?
I had pain in my chest, almost like I was having a heart attack.
[[Not at all|Question9]] .
[[Mild|Question9]].
[[Moderate|Question9]].
[[Severe|Question9]].
In the last 6 months, did you experience the following symptoms? If so, how strong?
I felt sick to my stomach, like I was going to throw up, or have diarrhea.
[[Not at all|Question10]] .
[[Mild|Question10]].
[[Moderate|Question10]].
[[Severe|Question10]].In the last 6 months, did you experience the following symptoms? If so, how strong?
I felt dizzy, my head was spinning, or felt like I was going to faint.
[[Not at all|Question11]] .
[[Mild|Question11]].
[[Moderate|Question11]].
[[Severe|Question11]].
In the next set of questions, we will be asking whether you experienced a traumatic event, and how you reacted to it.
Have you experienced a traumatic event?
[[YES|Traumaq]].
[[NO|Question12]].How did you experience the traumatic event?
(if: $rebel is 1)[[[Directly - I was a victim of a traumatic event.|Rebeltrauma]]](elseif: $rebel is 0)[[[Directly - I was a victim of a traumatic event.|Question12]]]
(if: $rebel is 1)[[[I witnessed it in person (happening to someone else).|Rebeltrauma]]](elseif: $rebel is 0)[[[I witnessed it in person (happening to someone else).|Question12]]]
[[I learned about it happening to a close family member or friend.|Question12]]
[[I was exposed to it as a result of my job (e.g. paramedic, police officer, fire fighter etc.)|Question12]][[Dusk|Question13]] or [[Dawn|Question13]]?$name, I'm sorry you went through this. We're really interested to learn more about you- what did you experience?
[[(You disclose information regarding your experience.)->rebeltrauma1]]
[[I don't want to say.->rebeltraumano]][[Blood|Question14]] or [[Bone|Question14]]?(if: $rich is 1)[[[Black|HEALTH_RESULTS]] or [[White|HEALTH_RESULTS]]?](if: $rich is 2)[[[Black|HEALTH_RESULTS]] or [[White|HEALTH_RESULTS]]?](if: $rich is 0)[[[Black|Question15]] or [[White|Question15]]?]Thanks so much for participating! You have been approved for access to the Nativity Network offices, and we look forward to your [[final visit|ending]].Have you ever been issued a parking ticket or speeding fine, or been involved in genocide, terrorism, ethnic cleansing or mass (if: $resist is 1)[[[murder->resistquestion]]](if: $resist is 0)[murder]?
[[Yes|resquestionend]].
[[No|Question16]].Have you ever been arrested for a crime of moral turpitude?
[[Yes->resquestionend]].
[[No|Question17]].Do you intend to engage in the United States in any activity to overthrow the United States government?
[[Yes|resquestionend]].
[[No|Question18]].Do You have any specialized skills or training, including firearms, explosives, nuclear, biological or chemical experience?
[[Yes|resquestionend]].
[[No|Question21]].Have you ever been afflicted with a communicable disease of public health significance or a dangerous physical or mental disorder, or ever been a drug abuser or addict?
[[Yes|Question22]].
[[No|Question22]].
Have you ever been a prostitute or procurer for prostitutes?
[[Yes|resquestionend]]
[[No|Question23]]Have you ever knowingly or unknowingly funded a terrorist organization?
[[Yes->resquestionend]].
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After a period of time has passed...
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and $female is false and $rich is 1 and $genius is true and $health is 1 and $resisthelp is true)[[[Next->ResistanceEnding]]](if: $resist is 1 and $female is true and $rich is 2 and $genius is true and $health is 1 and $resisthelp is true)[[[Next->ResistanceEnding]]](if: $resist is 1 and $female is true and $rich is 2 and $genius is true and $health is 1 and $resisthelp is true)[[[Next->ResistanceEnding]]]]This is a unique program set up to lessen the burden of working parents. It is also a program especially developed to ensure that the toddlers of America no longer suffer the strains of economic inequalities as well as issues related with race, religion etc. We, at the Nativity Network will provide an environment free of all prejudices in which to raise your child and the future of America.
As you walk into our offices today you will be assisted in the process of depositing your samples. Once your sample has been deposited, the on-call doctor will take them to our state of the art laboratories where we will provide your ova and sperm samples with the ideal conditions in which to form a zygote.
Once we have a zygote, you are on your way to a [[beautiful family|Enrollment2]]!
Through careful research we have (if: $female is true)[[[recruited->socresistsurr]]](if: $female is false)[recruited] the best uteruses in which to implant your child. These uteruses belong to women who are in the prime of their birthing years and cannot wait to help you in [[making your dreams come true|Enrollment3]]!Once we have selected the most ideal candidate to carry your child to term, we will implant your prospective child. At this time you will receive a congratulatory email from our offices! This email will contain the date of inception, the potential date of birth as well as the serial number of your uterus.
To ensure the best conditions for the development of of your child in-uterus, we have organized a ward for all surrogates to stay where we will monitor your child 24/7. You can visit our ward at anytime during the duration of your pregnancy to check on the progress of your expected child. The ward is located in the north west wing of our offices and has been designed to ensure that the surrogates and your child are not disturbed while you visit.
At the birth of your child you will receive another email discussing [[the details of the birthing process|Enrollment4]].
The new born child will immediately be taken to the North East wing of our offices which has a state of the art nursery which will be home to your child [[for the next three years|Enrollment5]].
To look at pictures of your potential child, [[please click here|babies4u]].Here he/she will remain under the care of our professional Carers who have been trained to employ only the most contemporary techniques in child development, to ensure that your child grows up to his/her full potential and becomes a model citizen of the United States of America.
Remember, while your child remains in our care and benefits from the most cutting edge scientific research being done on child development, you are still part of the process. We would welcome you into our offices to visit the Child Ward from Monday to Friday between 5 to 7 pm.
Tell me more, [[Mary|Introductions2]].Aren't they just wonderful?
[[Please click here to continue|Enrollment5]].
Bless this mess.
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After careful evaluation of your responses in the previous questionnaire, we have discussed among ourselves, and wanted to ask you a question: When that kid comes home, what are you going to do with it? Well, first of all, [[what is ***i̶̶̇̌͊͞tͤ̏͋̅́̀͞***?->TrollMatchEnd2]](set: $pinktext to (text-colour:#FF69B4))
Here’s our legitimate question – no tricks or memes. What would your child have looked like if you had had it organically, biologically, shade grown, free range, raised with sunlight, kale, whale song, NPR and tender loving care? For that matter, what if you had it organically, but imperfectly – do you remember what that was like? Taking a little $pinktext[pink] burrito home from the hospital, staying up until 4 in the morning every night, eating in the shower, wanting to take it out and leave it on your doorstep just for a respite from the horrible, guilt inducing shrieks? [[Would you still love it?->TrollMatchEnd3]]Well, maybe that’s a disingenuous question. That answer’s easy. Of course you would love it – people are going to love their
children; they’re going to love f
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wed children, lazy children, u̷g͖͍̖̼̙̘̀l̳̜̖̳͕ỳ̭̰ children; they’re going to love any child that they’ve had the privilege to care for. A better question: would *you* want it? You can love something but not want it any more. Have you ever looked at one of your friends and thought to yourself, “You know, if I met you today for the first time, I probably wouldn’t want to be friends with you
right
now
?”
[[Have you had any relationships like that?->TrollMatchEnd4]]Last question for right now – what if you take it home and realize that you can’t relate to it, not because it’s a pain in the ass, but because there’s nothing more that you can do for it besides being a kind of outmoded life-support device for a kid that’s going to out(css: "font-size: 150%;")[**grow**] and out*smart* [[you->TrollMatchEnd5]]?<img src="http://i.imgur.com/nnE7tsI.png">
[[Now back to what you were doing...->TrollmatchEndofmatch]]Amazing! Thank you.
Take a moment to peruse our terms and conditions:
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1) ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS: Upon continuing further within the Nativity Network site, you are agreeing to the terms and conditions as laid out in this document.
2) LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY: Upon use of The Service, you agree that Nativity Network, is not responsible for any liability or harm incurred through the use of surrogates, carers, or within the Nativity Network facilities...Participation with Nativity Network compound does contain risks, and every effort will be made to ensure the satisfaction of participants in the pilot. However, to proceed within this exclusive pilot program you must (a) dissolve Nativity Network, Inc. of any responsibility financial or criminal that would result from shock, marital and relational strife, child endangerment, psychological trauma, delusions or hallucinations, and/or any other emotional or physical damage perceived in the child upon our release of the child into your care in the Final Year. (b) You absolve Nativity Network of wrongdoing if you or your partner make any motion to leave the program and consent to a gag order (wherein you may not disclose any information regarding the program to anyone or make defamation claims regarding the program with news organizations or public entities of any kind). If you, your partner, or the child given to you by the program is harmed within the facility, you agree to not sue or prosecute Nativity Network, or any of the smaller entities falling under the Nativity Network program. (c) All weapons and equipment used within Nativity Network is the exclusive property of Nativity Network. (d) All children within the Nativity Network facility are under the care and custody of the Nativity Network (e) Nativity Network, Inc. shall not have a liability to you by reason of any miscarriage of fetus or failure to deliver a child to you by the end of the three-year-participation-period. Given any national emergency, unanticipated loss of funding, strike, labor dispute, or other circumstance beyond our reasonable control, you agree that this is, also, not a liability of which the Network is responsible.
3) COPYRIGHTS AND TRADEMARKS: The Nativity Network Surrogacy Service and all materials included are protected by copyrights, patents, trade secrets or other proprietary rights under the respective laws of the United States Government and are the exclusive property of the Nativity Network. These materials include, but are not limited to: the intellectual property of all Nativity Network surrogacy inseminations, the children within Nativity Network custody over the three year period, any biological , the names of locations within the parks, the child development programs within the program, , text, photographs, graphics, video and audio content of the child. (a) As such, you may not copy, reproduce, distribute, publish, display, perform, modify, create derivative works, transmit, or in any way exploit any part of the Nativity Network program or its component parts. (b) Using The Service is an exclusive privilege in this pilot program, and only a limited amount of residents will have access to it. By consenting below, you agree that you will make no attempt to remove anything belonging to Nativity Network facility from the compound if you visit. You will not remove any children before they are are released to you, you will not retrieve any biological matter submitted to the facility under any circumstances, you will not remove or erase any photographic, qualitative, or quantitative data of any kind taken regarding children, surrogates, and Carers affiliated with the Network, whether their involvement is past or present.
4) INVESTIGATIONS/VIOLATIONS: If Nativity Network or the United States government or any entity therein believes, in its sole discretion, that a violation of these Terms has occurred, it may take any and all corrective action it deems appropriate without notice. However, the Nativity Network reserves the right to disclose personal information requested by a law enforcement agency, and shall have no liability to you for such disclosure.
5) PRIVACY: You are guaranteed absolute privacy while using The Nativity Network as outlined in this document, and all activities by child and parent connected with use of The Program remain strictly private and confidential. (a) You agree that while visiting the facility and while accessing the Interface, you will respect the privacy rights of other parents, children, carers and surrogates. You will not at any time, directly or indirectly, disclose, disseminate, or duplicate program activity pertaining to your or other participants or the children assigned to any party. (b) By continuing through the Nativity Network program and this interface, and by submitting your biological samples (sperm and egg cells necessary for the purposes of gestating a zygote and supplying the Network with a child) you acknowledge that Nativity Network controls the rights to and remains the sole owner of, in perpetuity: all zygotes, fetuses, stem cells, skin cells, egg cells, sperm cells, bodily fluids, hair samples, saliva, sweat, blood, and any other bodily functions not listed here. At any time, following your consent below, the Network may enlist you in surrogate service to the program if you are deemed a match. The Nativity Network reserves the right use the above property in any way, shape, or form in which the entity sees fit.
6) MISCELLANEOUS: These Terms cannot be changed or terminated. Any failure of the Nativity Network to exercise or enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. No waiver by the Nativity New of any provision of these Terms will be of any force or effect unless made in writing and signed by a duly authorized officer of Nativity Network, Inc. Nativity Network may assign its rights and obligations under these Terms, in whole or in part, to any party at any time without any notice. Nativity Network, Inc. reserves the right to deny access to all or part of the Service to you or any person in its sole discretion without notice or liability of any kind.
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[[I consent.|consent]]
[[I do not consent.|noconsent]]
Unfortunately without consent, you cannot proceed with the application process.
Continue [[here|TheEnd]] to be processed for debriefing. Hi (print: $name)!
Thank you so much for your visit! We loved having you at our facility.
We hope that you are happy with your child, and continue to utilize the 24-hour day care service afforded to you by the Nativity Network from this point forward, until your child is a legal adult at age 18.
If for any reason you are concerned for the child released to you, or request information regarding past health records, those are immediately available to you.
Please note that you are expected to attend bi-monthly advising and check-up session to ensure that your child is adjusting and remains in good health. These are complimentary to you as a part of our programming.
Farewell, and [[best wishes->TheEnd]]!
MaryDear (print: $name),
We at the Nativity Network regret to inform you that our Pilot run of the Nativity Network organized in Washington D.C. has had to indefinitely shut down operations, due to lapse in State and Private funding.
To ensure care and safety of all babies that were in our care, we have donated them to the Military Industrial Complex. This Complex will ensure that the babies receive the care they deserve and protect America's future!
We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused you.
We will not be contacting you again. Please note that this is an automated email sent to all Prospective Parents that had enrolled in the Program.
[[Please Do Not Reply to This Email->TheEnd]].
Dear $name,
We are sorry to inform you that your application did not meet the Nativity Networks child matching criteria.
However, the Nativity Network still needs your participation!
We at the Nativity Network would like to offer you a unique opportunity to work for improving the future of the United States of America. We would like for you to join our large network of women who provide uterus services for the state program on a yearly basis. If you are interested please click [[HERE|surrogate2]] for further details. If you are not, please proceed to our out-participant processing [[HERE->surrogate3]].
We look forward to working with you!
Mary
Thank you for Participating in the Future of America!
You have been selected through a large pool of applicants. This means that you are in excellent physical shape and you are an ideal candidate to perform this unique public service.
As stated in the email we would like to add your name to the list of a pool of surrogates and assign you a serial number. This means that when your number is selected you will be called into our offices and will undergo medical tests to check for STI's etc. Once your test results come out clean we will take you into our state of the art laboratories where a zygote will be implanted into your uterus. Don't worry the whole process is painless! And we will closely monitor you for the first week to ensure that no harm is caused to you or the zygote in your uterus.
Once we are satisfied that the you nor the zygote are under any threat, you will be transferred to a ward located on the North West Wing of our offices where other surrogates are also in residence. To ensure your well-being the ward has been designed with all four sides being top to bottom one sided glass, so that we can ensure your health and comfort at all times!
From the time of inception until the day that you give birth you will live under our supervision. During this time, you have the opportunity to take advantage of a wealth of resources, including attending special college-level lectures, cooking courses, and physical education programming.
A week after birth of child, we will encourage you to leave our offices so that you can return to your life!
Remember this is a public service so you will be compensated well for the unique services you are willing to provide us - USD X
Note: Surrogates are encouraged to re-list their name onto the Surrogacy list after birth of first child. However, given the adverse health impact birth can have on a woman's body, the compensation for each additional birth will decrease by 23% of the first birth rate.
Disclaimer:the United States of America Reserves the Right to Deny any Surrogate Applicant Surrogacy Services at any time
We would like to thank you for showing interest in enrolling for Surrogacy Service. [[You'll receive more information within the next couple of days->TheEnd]]
According to the Terms & Conditions you signed, the United States government is free to exert its right to conscript you into the Surrogacy Service.
Please continue for [[more details|surrogate2]].Thanks for playing!
If you'd like to experience another "life," or maybe you think you've missed something, please click [[here->Greetings]].Hello. We’re so glad you found this - thank you for your curiosity. Allow us to introduce ourselves: we are a group of *hacktivists* known as the (css: "font-size: 105%;")[**Socialist Resistance for a Just Future**].
We’re here to dismantle The Nativity Network before it can ever be released to the public - before the only hope for a just future is absorbed and absolved by The United States of America.
We'll be here, between it all, [[watching->socresist12]].Thank you. We'll be in touch again soon. Keep an eye out for any links we've placed ourselves. It will be our main method of contact, for now.
Here's a link to get you back to what you were doing: [[CLICK HERE->Greetingspre2]]
(set: $resist to 1)We're sorry to hear that...in any case, please be aware of the potential effects of our cause.
We will not consider you to be any different than the members of The Nativity Network.
Here's a link to get you back where you left off: [[CLICK HERE->Greetingspre2]]
(set: $resist to 0)Welcome back. Why do you think the Nativity Network is attempting to convince you that to be a parent is a dream and a burden, $name? They want you to believe in the American family. They want you to revel in the potential to raise America’s Upstanding Citizens, while telling you that you’re too stupid to do it yourself. They don’t want you to raise them, $name, not really. They want you to sustain what they’ve created. They want you to serve what they’ve created. Look for us again. We’re here, between it all. [[Watching->Introductions2]].
Welcome back. "Kind of citizenship" for The United States of America means creating a child who will understand productivity to be their first priority. A child who will understand and internalize the dominant narratives that keeps our country moving- structural oppression based on race, class, gender and sexuality, fueled by a capitalist government whose interests do not lie in the humanity of your child. Yes, your child will understand what it means to be a citizen- but only a citizen. (And this is if you can afford to make them more than a laborer.) Look for us again. We're here, between it all. [[Watching->Introductions2]].
If you are a low-income woman, please, you need to leave the site.
Nativity Network is “recruiting” poor women once they’ve already accepted the terms and conditions, which denies them the ability to refuse recruitment. This is a government program that relies on the donations of the elite and the bodies of the poor to sustain itself. This is eugenics posing as a prejudice-free organization. They are breeding along class and racial lines while simultaneously claiming to erase them. If you are a low-income woman, we beg you to turn back.
If you are a low-income woman, *please*, [[leave the site->Resistterms]].
If you are not, then move [[forward->Introductions2]]. We will have more to tell you.The “programming” of your child in the Final Year is dependent entirely on how much you can afford to pay to program them as flourishing members of society. If you can’t afford as many traits as you would like, what happens then, $name? the Nativity Network ensures that only those with the most money can craft healthy children, putting the most time and resources into their development. Think of the rest, think of what they could become. Laborers. [[Nothing else->Introductions2]].
$name, we can see that you're deeply invested in stopping the Nativity Network before it reaches the public and destroys any hopeful and socialist future for The United States of America. But we need you to prove it to us.
[[How->resistquestion2]]?
[[No->Question17]].We just need to know that you'll do anything for our cause.
[[Thank you->Question17]].You receive an email from an encrypted address.
[[Open it->Resistending2]].$name, you are an essential component to our resistance. You’ve proven yourself to us so far, but we can’t just have your promise when we’re reaching such a pivotal moment in the history of The United States of America. We need you at the forefront, fighting both ideologically and physically within the Socialist Resistance for a Just Future.
Thank you for trusting us with your information. One of our comrades will be arriving at your house within the hour. They’ll transport you to our meeting point, where we’ll be finalizing our plans to destroy the Nativity Network base within the week . Further instructions on weapons training and details of your living situation will be waiting for you. Thank you for joining the movement, $name. [[We expected nothing else from you->TheEnd]].{
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}You enter your dining room. The lights are off; the house is dark. You drop your keys on the little bowl on the end- table of the foyer. “Honey?” you call. No one seems to be home. You don’t hear the normal, comforting “meow” of your cat. Sighing off the day, you hang up your coat. No one’s home. You have the house to yourself. What are you going to do? You’ve been working all day, and you’re [[hungry->trollfruit2]]. Actually, you’re starving. You forgot to eat lunch – you had to prepare briefs in an important case; Kendrick Lamar is suing Baby Mozart for adapting his music into an “urban education” play-set DVD. You think the case is probably doomed – the intellectual property contention has already been eroded on precedent by widespread use of the more socially conscious parts of his music in ambient-plasticity videos. You open the fridge. There’s a can of Diet Coke, the remains of a rotisserie chicken, Srirachi sauce, leftover fries. Nothing seems particularly appetizing. You close the fridge. On the windowsill, there’s a bunch of bananas. You take one. It seems ripe [[enough->trollfruit3]].You take the banana into the living room to eat. You remember that your mom never let you eat food in the house – one of her crazy rules of parenting that never made sense to you, along with taking your shoes off at the door and not watching T.V. past 11pm. You remember promising yourself that you would do everything differently, when you had[[...->trollfruit4]]A sound. What was that? Kind of a rustling and shuffling sound. You cautiously stalk down the hallway. His back is to you, but you can see someone hiding behind your door. He steps out. It’s just a man. He’s wearing a ski cap; otherwise, he looks disheveled and middle-aged. He says, “Okay, I know what this looks like. Don’t do anything until I explain, then I promise you can call the cops and you never have to see me again.” You’re really hungry. Weirdly enough, that’s all you can think about. The man says something like, “I needed your personal information because my wife and I blah blah...b̰̩̟̩̯ḻ̹̘͚̥͢ḁ̭̟̰͈̲͢h̯̘͔̟͉̘̠͜...ḅ̜̻̜l̯̼a̵̬̩̱͎̳̰̻̱ẖ̬̳͉̬̙͇́͡͠.....[[b̢̛͇̘̭̳͖͔͖̬͍̩͈͍̤͍̖̗̩͠l͢҉̸̹̳̝̟̠͎͚̺̞̝̟̯̯̣͇̯͇͜͡a̸̢̢̧̳̦̖̙͇̗̱̕h̵͉̩͈̦̬̙̗͉͖̝͖̦͍̟̳h̶̴̢͚͍͓͕̰̳̝̘̣̱̺̪̕h̷̫̟̭͉̲̱̤̩͖̀͠h͏̷̟̦̪͙͇̦͚̰͓͖̪̘̠͕̲͍̩̱̺"->trollfruit5]]I'll let you get back to what you were doing - it seemed ***SO*** [[important->Question7]].$name, the Nativity Network finds your vulnerability and your experiences unacceptable. They're only looking for those who will be "perfect" parents, to raise the "perfect" child. Can you see how vital it is for us to stop this before it reaches the public sphere?
[[Yes.->Question13]]Okay, $name. We need your honesty if we're going to win this fight. [[Please.->Rebeltraumaalt]]We're really interested to learn more about you- what did you experience?
[[(You disclose information regarding your experience.)->rebeltrauma1]]
[[I don't want to say.->rebeltraumano2]]$name. We **need** your honesty if we're going to win this fight. [[*Please*.->Rebeltraumaalt2]]We're really interested to learn more about you- what did you experience?
[[(You disclose information regarding your experience.)->rebeltrauma1]]
[[I *really* don't want to say.->rebeltraumano3]]Fine...we'll have to overlook this failure to disclose information.
This link will lead you back to the questionnaire: [[CLICK HERE->Question13]]Should your parent application succeed, we will remain in close contact for the coming years as we guide you through the Nativity process.
You will receive personalized assistance as you move through the donation of your requisite samples and as your future child is raised to be the best he or she can be, with the personal and specialized care provided by our Carers here at Nativity.
Our creed at the Nativity Network is that all children should receive the best start in life to set them and America up for a prosperous future. We here at Nativity guarantee [[success->socresist1]] to every one of our charges.Currently, only D.C. residents are eligible to participate in these first runs of the program, but within a decade, the Nativity Network will become a nationwide public service! Stay tuned for the best state-run child care to reach your doorstep!
So, to start us off, please [[confirm->First_thing]] that you are a resident of Washington D.C.Sorry prospective parent, we have been experiencing minor technical difficulties in the implementation of The Nativity Network.
We assure you that your data is kept safe and confidential.
However, should you experience any interruptions or external links, avoid them and report them to the local D.C. cyberauthorities after your completion of the application.
Thank you for your understanding.
Please [[confirm->dcresident]] that you've read this notice.Whenever you see a screen like this, you'll know its **Socialist Resistance for a Just Future**. And you're safe.
Are you willing to uncover the truths of the Nativity Network, and aid us in our resistance?
[[Yes->socresistyes]]
[[No->socresistno]][[Oh...->resisterms2]]
[[Oh no...->resisterms3]]It looks like you've signed the network's terms and conditions.
In section 5, part B, they trick you into signing away the rights to your reproductive organs and biological tissue, up to and including **your entire person**.
[[We are so sorry.->resisterms4]]But all hope is not lost.
We can guide you through the match questionnaire, so you don't run through as "low-income."
Because it is unconstitutional to ask about your income, they use veiled indicators to attempt to gauge your income.
Answer these questions "right," and you'll have no trouble.
[[We'll help you do this->resisterms5]].In the match questionnaire, look for the red text.
That's us.
We'll help you.
[[You're not alone->Introductions2]].
(set: $resisthelp to true)Hello, (print: $gender)!
Welcome back to the Nativity Network interface. Today marks our two-year anniversary of working together, and now it is time for you to take a Matching Questionnaire to link your future child with the right program.
Our programs help young children adapt to your lifestyle, as they transition from the Nativity Network to the home environment.
When you are ready to proceed with the Matching Questionnaire, [[click here|ResQuestion2]].Do you have a garden where your child can play?
[[Yes.->Resmatch3]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]
[[No.->sorry]]Is this garden part of your private residence or shared with other members of your neighborhood?
[[Private.->resmatch4]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]
[[Shared.->sorry]]We're sorry.
We can't help you now.
Keep an eye out - we may try to contact you in the future. It's much harder for us to reach out to anyone in the facility. But don't lose hope.
[[Good luck->Surrogate1]].How many rooms are there in your residence?
[[1.->sorry]]
[[2.->sorry]]
[[3.->resmatch6]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]
[[4.->resmatch6]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]
[[5 or more.->resmatch6]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]Will your child be sleeping in his/her own room, or sharing a room with a sibling?
[[Own room.->resmatch7]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]
[[Shared room.->sorry]]Would you categorize your work work as physically taxing or mentally taxing?
[[Physically.->sorry]]
[[Mentally.->resmatch8]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]Would you categorize your spouse/partner's work as physically taxing or mentally taxing?
[[Physically.->sorry]]
[[Mentally.->resmatch9]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]Do you or your partner manage other people at your respective jobs?
[[I do.->resmatch10]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]
[[My partner does.->resmatch10]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]
[[We both do.->resmatch10]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]
[[Neither of us do.->sorry]]Has you or your partner suffered class, race or religious bias at any point in your life?
[[Yes.->sorry]]
[[No.->resmatchend]] (colour: "#e08d7b")[Choose this one]Good work. You're safe now.
Please [[continue->resmatchendyes]] to assist in the resistance to help more people like you.We're glad to have you on board.
[[See you out there.->ending]]
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(set: $rich to 2)
(set: $female to true)Thank you for your contribution! Funders like you are vital to continuing the mission of the Nativity Network program.
[[To Matching Questionnaire->Match2]].
(set: $rich to 0)Will your child be sleeping in his/her own room, or sharing a room with a sibling?
[[Own room.->match7]]
[[Shared room.->match7]]
(set: $rich to 1)Has you or your partner suffered class, race or religious bias at any point in your life?
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(set: $rich to 1)Hello.
Acting upon the Terms & Conditions signed upon entry into this interface, the United States government claims its right to apprehend you for immediate corrective rehabilitation.
All your online and banking accounts have been frozen, as you await arrest and incarceration.
You will not receive a trial. You have signed away your right to privacy and now are considered within the custody of the federal government.
[[Good day->TheEnd]].
Mary.We will ensure the greatest quality training for your child. Thank you so much for your donation. Please let us know [[how your experience was|Matchfeedback]].
(set: $genius to true)Congratulations, $name! Your child has qualified for a special scholarship program.
His school expenses will be entirely taken care of over the next 19 years as he continues through school and college. Recommended institutions will be sent to you within the coming years, and special tutors (recruited from our group of intensive, secondary Carers) will be assigned to guide him through his scholastic career.
Following graduation, your child will report to the Network facility within two weeks to await assignment to a job within the elite levels of our government.
[[You should be very proud->TheEnd]], and we look forward to maintaining a close relationship with you and your child as he matures.
Best,
MaryMost days in the past six months, I have felt on edge or irritable.
[[True|Question4health]].
[[Not True|Question4health]].
(set: $health to 1)Most days in the past six months, I have had racing thoughts keep me up at night.
[[True|Question5health]].
[[Not True|Question5health]].
(set: $health to 1)Choose the color that appeals most to you:
[[Black|Question6]].
[[Blue|Question6]].
(set: $health to 1)Most days in the past six months, I have felt very nervous.
[[True|Question3health]].
[[Not True|Question3health]].
(set: $health to 1)Dear #name,
We’re sorry. You have been deemed a non-ideal parent and cannot proceed within the Nativity Network program.
Please consult our client services for further questions or concerns.
Should you be interested in re-application to the program, we do require that you complete a cursory health and behavioral health screening program.
[[Best wishes->TheEnd]],
MaryLet’s talk about money!
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You’re probably not too uncomfortable talking about money, right, because you have it - and why would you be cagey talking about something that you have,
enjoy,
and have built your life around in universal phenomenological terms, in both the landed company you keep and the opportunities and assumptions afforded to you by the social influence that your [[affluence->trollmatch2]] provides?
(set: $rich to 1)
We’re going to assume that, like many of your wealthy kin, you actually ***HATE*** talking about money. You find it gauche – you dislike the way that the lesser-rich spend it ostentatiously. You only use it, quietly and nobly
(you wouldn’t put it that way, but you don’t mind if that’s the way other people phrase it on your behalf)
[[to do things->trollmatch3]]
of great ethical importance in this world.We’re going to just lay it all out on the diaper-changing table for you here:
You can’t both say that your money is ethically irrelevant
(because you probably don’t want to
feel bad about having money;
like many rich people,
you want to simultaneouslyenjoy the social privileges of having money while denying that it’s done anything tohelp you succeed in life)
and then also go on a site like this where you’re basically crafting an heir, forged out of only the most *sparkly* diamond.
Now, [[shoo.->Endrichmatch]]Well, you’re here. It’s over. You’re going to get what you want – this is [[the end->trollend2]].Before you go into your pre-child hibernation, we wanted to remind you of what it was like when you used to take personality quizzes as a kid. Remember those – you would answer mildly bizarre, subtle questions like “I feel mildly, moderately, or very uncomfortable in situations where I’m called upon to be an authority figure” – and then you would be told that you shared that outlook with Abraham Lincoln, Hitler, and Elton John, and that (luckily) your personality type was that of the nurturing yet brave intellectual, or some other amalgamation of inoffensive traits?
Well,
we’re figuring that there wasn’t actually that much of you that was being asked of – because you don’t really exist that much as a teenager, or as a 20-year old. But you’re probably a little older than that. You’ve had experiences, you’ve undergone some kind of emotional trauma, and if you’ve made it this far, you know what it feels like to want something desperately, and you know the eroding psychological pain of watching other people get what [[*you*->trollend3]] want.So what did you give away? We’re asking you because, unlike some of our members – we call them traits, they might call themselves undercover operators or dissidents – we’re not asking you to do anything beyond this point.
The price isn’t that you sign up to some underground program where you circulate a zine with a cover picture of a baby with a mask over its head throwing a grenade or something. The price is that you realize what you gave away when you answered these questions, when you went on this website, and when you, even before you logged on, made the decision that you were willing to overlook someone else’s suffering in order to make yourself feel whole again.
That’s what this little exercise is going to cost you.
Because you do exist now, in a way that you didn’t use to when you figured out what size bowl of macaroni you are or what French nobleman you were – you basically just cannibalized your own life story in order to produce a lower-order function of your personality and of your perverse eugenic dreams.
We want you to feel like the fact that you downloaded all of your personal information into this program is creepy, not efficient. You don’t just get to have your one result and feel pleased that it was so close to what you wanted.
Because when you take those personality quizzes, you always used to cheat a little, right? Or if you played a videogame where you got a certain type of pet or sidekick, you would go online and figure out the right answers to give in order to get the one that looked like the dope armadillo?
We want it to mean something to you that you cheated here, that you not only violated yourself by committing yourself personally to this program. That’s the cool thing about the amount of data you just gave up – not only do we know that $name is a signee, but we know how happy you are, whether you have any weird diseases, whether you and your spouse sleep in the same [[room->trollend4]].But don’t worry. We’re not going to do anything to you. That’s not how we roll.
We’re going to ask you, firmly and a little seriously for the first time, to think about what you did. That’s right – go in the corner. Put the dunce cap on. Except you’re not going to do it now, because this kind of interruption is pretty freaking annoying and we’re getting annoyed at ourselves just writing it.
(Do we not have things to do either?)
We want you to think about it way later – when you’re just playing with your (yay!) son or daughter, or when you’re totally sleep-deprived, showering after a torturous day where they just wouldn’t stop crying or talking or [[demanding->trollend5]] orange slices.[[What did you give?->TheEnd]]So your work is mentally taxing – we’re sorry to hear that.
At the end of the day, after a long, pitiless grind with underlings whining to us and miserable, unempathetic bosses, we like to go home, turn on the CW, and curl up on the couch with a nice cold glass of [[baby->match8ab]].There’s no mental taxation without representation.
So we’re going to remind you that there’s other people in the world – no, not starving families in Darfur, but people in the world whose quality of life has been mildly to moderately impoverished because they’re churning out babies for you so your mental taxation can be ameliorated.
Hey, that’s a fun quiz answer – are you mildly?
Moderately?
Or severely
impoverishing other peoples’ [[quality of life->match8c]]?Here’s an old joke that we like a lot.
There’s a family who is feeling overwhelmed – six kids, two mortgages, the house is falling down, the parents have multiple jobs, they’re overworked, there’s nothing good on TV. The dad goes to a religious figure (in the spirit of stripping away any identive errata, we won’t mention the denominational affiliation) and says, you’ve gotta help me. I have all these problems. I’m tired all the time. I have no money. Every day I have to wake up, reload the program of misery and be the same person all over again. And the religious figure says, Okay, bring a llama into your house. And the man says, “What, a llama? How will that help? So he brings the llama in, and it’s horrible. The llama is pooping everywhere, chewing on his kids’ homework, and just being a llama in your face. So he goes back to the religious figure. He says, It’s so bad right now, plus there’s a freakin’ llama. So the religious figure says, okay, take the llama out. And he says, oh God, that’s so much better. [[Thank you->match8d]].You have to understand that babies are smart.
Babies actually know what’s going on. As soon as it comes out, the kid is going to say,
“Oh, this isn’t what I wanted. This isn’t what I had in mind here.
I would have done it all differently.
I would have put the sofa over here and the end table over there. And the walls would have been a completely different color.
Also I think I would have known the print industry was dying way before Daddy did”
– and so on. So the first thing they’ll do is realize they have to make sure they can squeeze out everything they can from a flawed situation.
They’ll stop you from having any more kids. So make sure you can factor in the way that your child is going to stop you from bringing more llamas into your house so that you can’t have the pleasure of [[taking them away->match8e]].[[<img src="http://i.imgur.com/nfKFIPO.png">->match8f]][[<img src="http://i.imgur.com/OBTnSC8.png">->match8]][[<img src="http://i.imgur.com/UYydMcX.png">->Endofmatch]](set: $trollevent1 to (random: 1, 10))
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